your mom

Used as a comeback...

so what did you and your date wear to sadies?

I wore your mom...actually i kinda wore her out....

by Jonathan June 10, 2006

your mom

A really lame comeback for when people can't think of anything else. Used mostly by high school kids or adults trying to be cool with the "younger crowd". Usually followed by "OHHHHHHHH" and/or "BURRRRRRRRRRN". Gets really annoying really really fast.

Kid: You just won't play dodgeball against us 'cause you know you'll LOSE!
Teacher: Hey...hey...YOUR MOM!
Class: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BURN!!! *laughs like idiots*

by purplehazegirl May 20, 2006

your mom

a cut down, crappy ass come back

-"Dude I was doin your mom last night and she wants me back tonight too, she said something about bringing her girlfriend"
-"Well...umh...Your Mom

by ~_0 April 21, 2003

your mom

a. an easy lay

b. ugly, yet still a complete ho bag

Like Schlotzsky's Deli, --- quick, cheap, and easy...

Like 7-11, except your mom IS always doing buisness

by leplen February 21, 2008

your mom

what people say after almost every other word.

this example is recently being said like crazy where i come from.

" hey guys, wats up?"
" your moms up, *in the bedroom*"

or

" do u guys know how to do the homework?"
" your mom knows how to do the home work, * in the bedroom*"

by susie bebop July 20, 2008

your mom

A phrase spurted out during a heated conversation. Usually has no meaning. Considered by many as a whole-hearted sentence of superiority in chat-rooms, or in an MSN Instant Messaging conversation. Generally a brainless statement.

Asshead says:
I h8 u

Asshead says:
dont tok 2 meh

Asshead says:
your mom

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

your mom

birth giver / best and most over used joke ever.

n00b: what'd you do this weekend?
me: YOUR MOM.

by sarahhh$$ April 13, 2006