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Your Mom 

Woman who either 1) pushed you through her vagina or 2) had surgery to have you removed.
Your mom gave birth to you after going through 12 hours of labor.
Your Mom by YourMomOnFour June 18, 2008

your mom 

a cut down used when one person realizes that they have been cut down and dont have anythig good to say.
smart: hey dude why dont you go to the doctor and ask him to find a ghostly outline of where your balls used to be and have him put some new ones on

retard: oh yeah well..... YOUR MOM
your mom by cumshot22 April 15, 2003

your mom 

1)The answer to every question that I ask anyone at my high school. Often said by either a) people who think it's fucking hilarious b) people who think it's fucking hilarious to make fun of people who think it's fucking hilarious, or c) people who are telling you to fuck off.
2) The person who gave birth to you. But not me.
1) (when I was a freshman noob)
Me: Hey, upperclassman senior man, could you please tell me where the bathroom is?
Upperclassman who think's he's fucking hilarious: Yeah, it's over near your mom. Fucking freshmen. (goes off to laugh with his senior freinds about how hilarious freshmen are)

2) I heard your mom was diagnosed with cancer the other day. Sure glad she's not my mom!
your mom by noonsun December 9, 2008

your mom 

an amazing term used to describe anything you feel like. origins: dh ms ice hockey/napolean dynamite.
dude #1: dude this is getting old
dude #2: dude YOUR MOM is getting old


hahahha
your mom by holla back March 14, 2005

Your Mom 

Steve: Your a douche

Bob: your mom is a douche!
Your Mom by ghks1117 September 19, 2009