scrambled my yolk

to partake in sexual intercourse. Synonyms: penetrate, rearrange guts ect

girl: omg he totally scrambled my yolk last night it was cray….
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk

by greg boston 34 October 30, 2021

Get yolked

Similar to “get wrecked”, this is said when someone around you takes a massive L.

Yolk-what’s splattered on a house after getting egged
Get yoked-A phrase which, in the fitness world means to get strong
Get yolked-sucks for you/get better

“UGH I LOST. I want a rematch”
“Get yolked ✌️”

by anonymous July 17, 2023

YOLKED

when a reptile, bird or turtle is pregnant and carrying the fertilized egg

Yoooo that duck is looking mad yolked

by yolkdadddy94 July 12, 2024

Yolked

They way we use the word yolked in Louisville it basically means your broke

RayRay: aye you tryna buy some weed ?

Tez: nah gang I’m yolked rn

by Ducknuts July 9, 2022

yolk it

to steal something

"I didn't have time to ask if I could take it, so I straight yolked it"

"I don't have money to pay for it"
"Just yolk it!"

by refelos December 17, 2009

Yolk 'N' Choke

Noun - Slang for Oral Sex, where the recipient has a penis. Used typically if the supplier gags at some point throughout the service.

"She gave me a good Yolk 'N' Choke last night. Kinda sucks that she didn't swallow, though."

by AlexanderLesher January 7, 2022

yolked

the action of gaining some you hate trust and putting shelled, whole, hard-boiled eggs hidden all around their house in the hope that they will spoil and make the house smell ransid. Then gaslighting them into thinking the smell is all in their head and prompting kicking out the friend group.

yo did you guys hear that corrines house was yolked last night?

by corrine hate club February 5, 2022