YesterFriday

When you've had more than your fair share of cocktails on a Saturday night and into Sunday morning. You're trying to articulate a story about something that happened on Friday and mid-sentence, you realize that since it's now Sunday, Friday isn't yesterday. You then try to be cool by blending Yesterday and Friday.

Thanks for filling my glass of wine for the 10th time. That reminds me about a delicious Malbec that I had yester...uh Friday...YesterFriday.

by BLT85022 May 3, 2019

Yeaster Bunnies

The little white toilet paper balls stuck in a Vagina Pussy after she wipes back to front.

I was eating her Vagina pussy & had Yeaster Bunnies stuck to my tongue.

by Edith Puthie January 4, 2022

Drop Yesterday’s Lunch

To take a big old shit.

I’ll be right back, gotta drop yesterday’s lunch.

by Dick Onchin November 27, 2020

I already 'ate it yesterday

When one bitches about a certain topic, another my reply with this phrase to indicate that they already had a distaste for the subject matter. The joke can be extended to "I have already eaten it."

I hate maths homework.
Mate, I already 'ate it yesterday.

by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016

Yesterbate

To masturbate to something you found hot the other day.

Matt: Dude, i just saw this hot chick the other day!
Travis: Did you yesterbate to her?
Matt: Hell yeah!

by Whatever you want it to be. April 25, 2011

Captain Yesterday

Fry's super hero name after joining The New Justice Team. His super powers include super strength and super speed, but he can't fall faster than a gemerald or command sea creatures. He helped steal the Gemerald so that Leela's parents wouldn't be killed.

Leela-Do we have the ability to command sea creatures?

Fry-Hey Zoidberg, get in here

Zoidberg-Screw You

by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004

Yesterballs

"Ball sack" of a male dog that has been castrated. ie... "the empty envelope"

Damn, that dogs yesterballs are the biggest I've seen on a pug.

by The Keefer September 5, 2003