Yander

An old fashioned dildo used in Ancient Greece that was made of wood; they went out of style due to women vigorously giving themselves splinters. However, they are microwave and dish washer safe, a yander is well renowned for being the age old version and origin of female masturbation.

Greek man 1: "I bet your great great great great grandma used her yander all the time!"
Greek man 2: " I hope not, she would probably get a ton of driftwood!"

by Yander123 September 4, 2017

Yandere

The one reason to want a conservative family (granted, with guns) as your Neighbors.

Synonym for not dying alone.

You: I need to use your guns!
Conservative Friend: Why?
You: There is a yandere by my house, following me.
Conservative Friend: Take all you need.

by TenDayHero October 24, 2018

100-yarder

When you see a girl/boy from far away and you think they look hot, YET when you get closer, they turn out to be ugly.

"Dude, I saw these girls playing tennis that looked fine, but they turned out to be 100-yarders."

by Nigidis June 19, 2008

Yandere

Someone who kills for love. So, they basically have someone they love so much and they call them senpai~. If anyone goes near senpai~ they fucking kill them.

Kyle: Why is Kathy fucking dead?
Kate: Senpai~!
Kyle: Fuck off yandere

by Eim Gay September 22, 2019

Yandere

Someone who is overall obsessed with anyone and does not hesitate to hurt someone just to be with the person they love.

Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club is a Yandere

by cactuski November 13, 2019

yanderedevsdiscordkitten

the best tiktoker in the world. #bestmutual 🥺🤞

“hey do you know yanderedevsdiscordkitten?”
ofc man there my favorite mutual «

by popeeisatwink July 3, 2021

Yandere

someone so in love they kill for them. not would kill for them. have killed for them. there are ways to check if someone is a yandere; if they have a knife, do they like cooking, or secretly planning to kill you for talking to their crush. the word yandere comes from the words deredere which means lovestruck and yan which means BITCHES BE CRAYZAY... probably...

dude i think you have a yandere.
what no she just likes cooking

by sujin_3 July 9, 2018