wrinkle fest

Large group or gathering full of old people;
Pertaining to an excessive amount of elderly or wrinkles

The cruise trip was a wrinkle fest.
My girlfriend's vagina is a wrinkle fest

by jogobean September 17, 2014

wrinkly lettuce

Large labia with that resembles a lettuce leaf

Bob refused to go down on jean because she had a fanny like a wrinkly lettuce.

by BlumpkinPro2008 October 1, 2017

wrinkle rod

The man's vagina killing tool!! Or penis!!

Joe told Sam that Sally rode the fuck out of my wrinkle rod last night till she passed out. If you don't believe me look it up!! No dat!!

by Blue muffin December 15, 2017

Wrinklestan

Dismissive slang for the state of Florida, as its full of wrinkled retirees.

The snowbirds were off in November to Wrinklestan for the season. (Snowbirds is itself slang for seasonally migrating retirees)

by alfonso dicredenza October 21, 2018

wrinkles

1. Another word for grandparents -- the parents of one of your parents

"I'm going to visit my wrinkles and get some freshly-baked pie!"

by leggyshay March 4, 2020

gut wrinkles

the lines between the rolls of fat on an obese person, which sometimes accumulate foul smelling body odour. Can also be used to refer to the ugly stretch marks a female has on the gut after child birth.

oh my god look at the gut wrinkles on that fat chick, she should wear a moo moo to cover that up.

by monkeypig January 7, 2012

dusty wrinkle

A pussy that has not had a good fucking in a while!

That chick hasn't been fucked in over a year her snatch is like a dusty wrinkle

by A.a.ron t man December 27, 2014