Subway Worker

A name for your girlfriend to vaguely suggest that she handles your massive shlong that you don't have.

Some Jackoff: what does your girlfriend do?
Me: She is a Subway Worker
Some Jackoff: what is that supposed to mean?
Me: All I can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
Some jackoff: pfft you wouldn't even be a six inch

by Pubestache September 16, 2016

dish worker

Usually a strange type of retarded person, usually late 30 to early 70s. always talking about the latest Ds hand held gaming system and Pokemon. They can be found hitting on any female that will look at them. If they are hood, expect them to show 15-60 minuets late each shift.

Oh look, here comes the dumb ass dish worker.

by SoundGod99 November 23, 2015

Workers in the Mines

The tube in which sperm comes out of during ejaculation is the "Mine", while the workers are the sperm that come out. Workers in the Mines can be used as an innuendo for vasectomy or vasectomy reversal.

Vasectomy ex:
"I went to the doctor to get the workers trapped in the mines."

Vasectomy Reversal ex:

"I just felt bad for all those workers in the mines that need to get free"

by Nihcka July 11, 2018

sewer worker

Sex Slang, Derogatory,

A person who takes pleasure in anal sex.

Example 1. "A friend of mine shown me a sewer worker movie." A more safe for work description of a scat movie.

Example 2. "She only let you in her back door? She made a you a sewer worker out of you."

by Fractious1 November 26, 2017

Hard worker

In the uk, this mostly applies to Polish immigrants

The Polish immigrants work so hard in the uk. They're such hard workers

by Pickled banana July 4, 2020

Midnight Worker

Women who are prostitutes are often called this are referred to this “Midnight Worker”

This midnight worker has been on the corner for hours

by Lydmp July 15, 2023

foe-worker

That person at work who you dislike. Maybe they passed you up for a promotion, maybe they're just annoying - either way they're your foe-worker.

"What do you mean I have to work on that project with Emma? Doesn't everyone know we're foe-workers since she called me out for expensing a coffee?"

by filledudeuxieme January 7, 2021