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woody fingers

Woody fingers is a term used by players at a poker table to describe a dealer they are not happy with - they are indicating that the dealer who may be male or female is not shuffling the cards correctly - they have woody fingers and the cards are remaining un-shuffled throughout the game. It is not so much a way of cheating as more of an indication of an incompetent dealer
'The Dealer on this game is terrible, Millie has told him ten times to cut the cards different but he doesn't- he's like a robot, the guy has woody fingers for sure'

'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'
woody fingers by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014

Woody Handshake 

The act of grabbing another's male's penis.
Josh just gave that dude a Woody Handshake!

Woody and Buzz

the resulting situation, when you are drinking Natty Light and you get a boner
I got a boner while drinkin natty. Called it Woody and Buzz.. Bro version of toy story.
Woody and Buzz by cordygo2hell3 October 12, 2010

Woody got Wood 

Woody got wood is a fan fic where Woody Chan confronts Andy Senppi and mate, as this is happening the other toys join in and pee and then jerk one loose. After this is over all the toys proceed to cram themselves into Andy senppi ass, sadly killing him
Person 1: Have you seen Woody got Wood.
Person 2: No, whats that.
Person 1: This.
Person 2: WTF is this.
Person 1: Hehehehe
Woody got Wood by Mr canal April 12, 2019

Woody Allen 

(Verb) to divorce your wife and marry your adopted daughter.
one: Man, can you believe he Woody Allened his wife, and now his daughter is having his grandchild.

two: yo! dats half gay.
Woody Allen by Ken1plus2 April 9, 2017

Woody Kush 

Woody Kush is a strain of Cannabis that is a combination of Master Kush, Hindu Kush and OG Kush. It originates from Humboldt County California and in it's outdoor grown version is a true testament to how great Kushes are in a class of their own.
I've had chronic back pain for decades and after just a few tokes of that Woody Kush i'm back to the races!!
Woody Kush by VaporKing December 11, 2011