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wonky horizon

n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.
John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the wonky horizon ahead of him stopped short.
by angryhungrya April 4, 2016
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Wonky-Wooby

A word you use when you forget the real word for things.
Yeah just stick it in that.... Wonky-Wooby over there.
by Bobameji June 16, 2016
mugGet the Wonky-Woobymug.

tonki wonki

eeeee see that tonki wonki eating all that food
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wonkie mo fo

the stupidest goofiest mo fo you have ever seen
by dAmE January 22, 2004
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wonky eyed midget

Angry short man with one wonky eye.

Average height about 3ft.

Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.

Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.
'Piss off back behind the bog Ian you wonky eyed midget! And while your at it drag yourself back out the 80's cont!'
by twofat March 5, 2008
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wonky bridges

when you are at a sushi restaurant with your lady friend and you sick a pair of chop sticks up your ass and have her eat her sushi with them
yo dude so eric steinberg gave me the wonky bridges at his apprentcieship sushi job
by saget huffer October 7, 2008
mugGet the wonky bridgesmug.

Wonky Eye Syndrome

by Maggot Sloth June 18, 2018
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