brohovah's witness

A spin off of bro, broseff, brody, bromosexual, or bra used by a bro to fellow bro

Bra 1: What's up bromeister?

Bra 2: Nothing much brohovah's witness.

by gooch juicer June 11, 2009

witness mark

When you poop so forcefully and violently it leaves a glob of poo on the back of the toilet bowl that no amount of flushing will dislodge causing the perpetrator to resort to the toilet brush. Witness marks usually only occur with projectile diarrhea.

I pooped a quart and left a witness mark in the toilet bowl.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

fake witness

A disparaging term utilized for the purpose of discrediting someone whose truth will likely end your gravy train in Congress.

Mr. Cohen, you are a fake witness.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019

Cleve-wit

One who appears intellegent but only actually is in small bursts. IE. Someone who you think is smart after a 5 minute conversation.

(Noun) That kid's just a fucking Cleve-wit.

by Gester Grinn March 10, 2008

cheez wit

Used in context when ordering a Philly cheesesteak (in philly), meaning, cheese with onions.

"Hey what you want"
"Yeah let me get a 6 inch, cheese wit.

by The Cowboy May 9, 2005

hood wit it

someone who is so ghetto fab, and they have no idea.

Brandy is so hood wit it in her phat farms and baby phat

by BabyJ-xoxo October 17, 2008

Bingering the witness

An inane line of questioning used in court proceeding with the intent of irritating the witness into reacting in an inappropriate way.

Objection your honor, bingering the witness.

by mikkedj November 12, 2021