wisconsin screamer

sensually rolling a wheel of cheese down your partners (male or female) back, and proceeding to beat them over the head with said wheel as you finish. The type of cheese makes no difference, as long as it is in wheel form.

" check it out Phil, I just purchased a wheel of Gouda and I'm gonna give my girl a Wisconsin screamer tonight"

by Jamfam222 April 10, 2016

wisconsin pretty

A term used to describe an American woman who in most other states would be considered unattractive, but is beautiful by the standards of men from Wisconsin.

Guy: "what do you think of that chick over there by the keg?"
Friend: "you mean the one with the gut and John Denver haircut?"
Guy: "yeah, that one."
Friend: "Well she looks like Rebel Wilson, so I guess she's Wisconsin Pretty."
Guy: "Go Packers..."

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 1, 2018

Wisconsin Claw

A sexual act where the giver wraps there thumb, pinky, pointer, and ring finger around the balls of the receiver and then the giver proceeds to stick their middle finger in the receivers ass.

That hoe gave me that Wisconsin Claw last night.

by Chefondvd March 5, 2019

Wisconsin Butterfly

When a guy packs his semen into his own nose and then sneezes it onto the breasts of his partner.

I saw a guy in the Steak N Shake bathroom giving this chick a Wisconsin Butterfly. It got everywhere.

by viceroy of pickles July 3, 2014

Wisconsin Chrome

Duct tape. Named for likelyhood of being used for automobile repairs.

Johnny's car look's like crap ever since he lost his fender in that accident. I've never seen so much Wisconsin chrome in my life.

by chi_tom December 10, 2009

Wisconsins

Breasts (from the state nickname, America's Dairyland)

Dude, the more weight Elsie lost? The better her Wisconsins looked...

by Bubba Cornflakes March 8, 2014

whitney wisconsin

Amy Lew, most commonly known as Whitney Wisconsin, is a girl that loves having sex with dogs, and highly recommends it to other girls. She is compelled to show the internet the disgusting things she enjoys doing to animals, and puts pics and videos on Tumblr and Youtube. Whitney has uploaded quite a few videos talking about why girls should fuck dogs, and has plenty of videos of herself doing just that. One of her most controversial videos is of her fingering herself in a Walmart, then going around the store and asking customers what her fingers smell like.

She "fell in love" with leafyishere, and to show her love for him, she eats a cricket. DramaAlert (keemstar), another Youtuber, brings them both onto a live radio show, and she begs leafy to tell her how much he loves her. He does, only after she promises to stop doing weird shit to animals. Afterward, she strengthens their relationship by roasting him about how he's using her for popularity, to which he responds by fucking destroying her.

Guy 1: "Dood, did you see the new Leafy video about Whitney Wisconsin?"
Guy 2: "Is that the girl that fucks dogs?"
Guy 1: "Yeah shes fucking disgusting."

by TwistMiNova June 18, 2016