A rectal wipe job that extends well beyond the anal sphincter cleansing and requires one or more wipes of the outer edges of or in as far as the middle of the butt cheeks. A common occurrence when suffering an assplosion of butt batter.
Holy Shite!!!! That was nasty. I just blew a wet brown demon out my arse and took me several peripheral wipes just to get the splatters.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016
Get the Peripheral Wipemug. A required mid-workout wipe of one's anus due to excessive sweat causing a uncomfortable itchy anal region. May also be exacerbated by greasy, wet farts induced by excessive protein intake.
Braaaaaahhh I got a great pump going here but I'm gonna have to stop for a gym wipe. I'm all itchy and a little greasy. Got the protein farts.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Get the Gym Wipemug. A post shit toilet paper a wipe of the ass that is completely clean and remnant free. Named from the extremely clean plop and drop and clean release shits that occur when following a plant based and high fiber lifestyle.
I just had a vegan wipe. Hard to believe that just a year ago I was dropping greasy shits and wiping myself raw. This plant diet really has changed my bowels.
by Dick Onchin October 6, 2020
Get the Vegan Wipemug. by colehuck@att.net April 13, 2009
Get the Recon wipemug. When you tred in dog shit and you wipe your shoe off on a curb so all the dog shit comes off your shoe.
by Naynay1993 December 12, 2009
Get the Curb Wipemug. When you have ass blasted and your bung hole is absolutely wiped raw from rough toilet paper and feels like your cleaning your ass with a cheese grater.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2017
Get the Grater Wipemug. justin is in the bathroom at dodge taking a 70 wipes . He Then proceeds to clean his Gnar ass after a normal use of toilet paper he then goes ahead and wipes and wipes till he has achieved his goal.
by AJ WESELOH December 27, 2008
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