Winkle McShinkle

A term used when a stupid person is yapping about something that they definitely know nothing about.

"Dude, you're acting like such a Winkle McShinkle right now!"

by Chad06 April 2, 2024

Winkle

Winkle is a high life-form with powers unknown to human. His knowledge is far more impressive than anything ever conceived before. When someone feels Winkle’s aura, their underwear comes off.

winkle : wassup
hot beb: aughh >:D

by winkle’s #1 fan April 24, 2025

Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"

by hackneydale November 17, 2015

Peri winkle

A name to give bitches when they get mouthy

"Stfu your names literally peri winkle you meatball"

by anonymous September 28, 2023

Fizzy winkle

Taking a torrential piss

'Fuck man I've had like 10 beers. Fizzy winkle up in this bitch'

by I AM A HERPADERP February 25, 2012

jimmy winkle

a mean old lady who loves dinky

evy was such a jimmy winkle!!!
Dude i know!!!

by jimmy nickel July 6, 2011

Winkle

A winkle is a person that you’d like to call a profanity but won’t. So you call them a winkle instead.

Person 1: Dude, you’re a di—
Person 2: Shh! The teacher is walking in! Just say ‘winkle’.
Person 1: Dude, you’re a winkle.
Teacher: Kids and their slang these days. Sheesh.

by Weave Snatcher May 18, 2018