Winter Warmer

An individual (typically female) who unwittingly enters into a part-time relationship during the coldest season of the year, as drinking establishments close early and opportunities for casual sex become less available yet prohibitively more expensive, merely to satisfy someone's needs.

Distinctive pattern of a winter warmer:

- (Autumn equinox)
- Boy snares girl
- Boy invites girl to residence for sex
- (moment of climax)
- Boy turns on Sports News channel
- Girl gets bored and goes home
- Boy smiles
- (Spring equinox)
- Boy ends relationship, goes nightclubbing

by One Unintended January 7, 2012

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winter fling

Winter fling- when two people team up for the winter. The couple may do things like watch movies, drink hot chocolate, go to museums, out to dinner, sex, anything to beat the winter blues. Couple is usually exclusive

Mark and I have a winter fling.

by Urbana November 22, 2014

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winton community academy

A school full of snakes , hoes , skanks and wanna be roadmen

Oi did you see that lad

Yeah goes to winton community academy
He's a right roadman

by 🤙🏽🤙🏽 March 13, 2017

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Winter Park’d

The act of being singled out or accused unfairly by fellow co workers within a police department. Usually occurs when the administration is bored and problem employees are allowed to make false accusations resulting in an internal Affairs Investigation. Can also function as a guise to discipline current employees that are simply “not liked” members of the command staff.

“Man this department is crazy, I can’t make it through the year without getting Winter Park’d”.

by IA4LifeRozner January 26, 2019

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wintwerk

The season following Thotumn. During wintwerk, a massive increase in thots is observed. Because of the cold weather, thots in their skimpy, hoe-ish outfits will often result in twerking. Twerking is done in order to keep warm, which helps hoes from succumbing to hypothermia and frostbite. Despite this, a small number of hoes each wintwerk are diagnosed with frostbite of the posterior, which may require removal of the parts or whole.

The peak of wintwerk is the Wintwerk Soulstice, which is the day of the year with the shortest period of sunlight. With the lack of daylight, this gives thots the longest period of the year to act hoe-ish, as darkness brings out the most prolific hoe activity. Coincidentally, many people hold Wintwerk Soulstice parties, which are so lit that they make events like City Girls/Cardi B's video "Twerk" look like a tea party in comparison.

Wintwerk is also the season for the holiday Giftma$, which occurs on December 26th. Giftma$ is the holiest day of the year, in which gifts are given to hoes from their dudes/niggas who 1) swipe them Visas, and/or provide code to the safe. On this day especially, Netflix and Chill is frowned upon, since the focus is on the Net Worth of hoes' financial provider.

Girl 1: Oooh girl Wintwerk is my best time of year!
Girl 2: My outfit need to be gucci for the Wintwerk Soulstice party, huh!

by its_jason_bih October 8, 2019

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Winterbourne Academy

what do i say about this retarded, full of smokers, slags and down right sinners. this school cares more about the quality of your uniform then your work. don’t have a blazer? good luck getting into your GCSE exam. and not to mention the seagulls who swarm the playground. oh and all the teachers have a slight aroma of loneliness and coffee

‘bro i just went to Winterbourne Academy for a manage move’
‘how was it’
‘fucking disgusting i think i have autism now

by Don’t hate just relate November 8, 2019

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