Post-Black Widow depression

If someone can't quite realize that Marvel's Black Widow was the last film in the MCU with Scarlett Johansson.

You just don't want to admit it because she was a really big part of the original 6 and now most of them are Dead.

My Post-Black Widow depression is really kicking in after watching the film with my friends.

by James_Buchanan_Barnes July 9, 2021

Golf widow

A woman who feels that she might as well be a widow because her husband spends so much time away from her playing golf.

On weekends Cheryl is a real golf widow.

by bixby April 11, 2009

weekday widow

A wife that does not have interaction with her husband during the week due to pressing obligations at work and irresponsible bullshit on the personal side

Wife: I never see you anymore during the week because you are never home or paseed out in the bedroom

Husband: My boss is breaking my balls at work and that Damned Bowling league! We'll catch up this weekend. For now you are going to have to be a weekday widow

by Rocky Feather Toes January 11, 2017

Sugar Widow

A sugar widow is a woman who was once a sugar baby, but has decided to leave the sugar bowl for "normal" relationships. Once she starts dating men her own age who are not financially well off, she ruins the relationships, citing "he's too cheap/doesn't give me an allowance" without realizing other women her age are able to have relationships and even marry just fine.

Once Mary turned 30 and realized her maternal clock is ticking down, she started looking for a husband as she wanted to start a family before it was too late. She realized she was a Sugar Widow since her standards were so high, only 0.1% of the men her age would qualify by their wealth, and competition for these select few men were very high.

by bluelunarmonkey November 27, 2020

Burning Man widow

The spouse, partner, or lover of someone who attends the annual Burning Man event in Black Rock City, NV that happens the week before, and including, Labor Day. As the event approaches, the spouse, partner, or lover feels increasingly abandoned while the crazed Burner becomes consumed with preparation for the event. The Burning Man widow eventually gives up all hope of making contact with the crazed Burner, even though they may live in the same house.

The average Burner can be gone anywhere from three days to three weeks. When the Burner returns, it pees itself blathering on and on about what happened at the Burn, while already making preparations for the following year. The Burning Man widow listens patiently (for the first couple of weeks), while trying to prevent their eyes from glazing over, but eventually becomes indifferent or irritated by the constant mention of the Man. Every conversation is peppered with obscure references to various theme camps, art cars, playa foot, the Temple, and port-a-pottie signage.

Oh boy, I can't wait until next year to hear the Greeters say "Welcome Home"!!!

I can't believe she's already planning for next year--I'm going to be a Burning Man widow AGAIN!

by thatsbennett2u October 3, 2009

black widow spider

a male eating female that will put you in the hospital if she got the chance... she is one of the most poisonus spiders to be discoverd

i got bit by a black widow spider.....Confucius say youre fucked

by nate big sexy September 5, 2008

PS3 widow

A significant other who falls on the wayside when their partner
becomes a PS3 fanboy and/or addicted to a game.

Lady: John just got Call of Duty IV.
Ladyfriend: Ooooh, have fun being a PS3 widow.

by A concerned chick June 13, 2009