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Snack on your own wiener

Al: If you could, would you snack on your own wiener?

Austin: Of course I would.
by Penis with a D August 22, 2022
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Wiener Burger

A Small, Flat, Burger shaped penis.
Look at that lad's cock, he has a Wiener Burger!
by The_List June 29, 2011
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abnormally pink wiener

A penis belonging to someone of red hair and rather pale skin, suggesting that their genitalia would carry an abnormally pink hue.
David Caruso sure seems tough in CSI: Miami until you remember that he's totin' around an abnormally pink wiener.
by Drew n Mike KICK ASS April 20, 2006
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wienerparty

A social occasion usually involving alcohol which either accidentally or intentionally is made up of only or nearly exclusively guys.
Intentional:
Bob: Man, this is such a wienerparty.
Jim: Yeah, great party isn't it? Girls suck.

Accidental:
Bob: Man, this is such a wienerparty.
Jim: Yeah, this party sucks. Let's go somewhere with girls.
by V2 December 23, 2004
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wienersaurus

The wienersaurus is a creature from the Paleolithic era that stalks the earth in search of penis. This carnivore lurks in the grey area of the binary system (falling nine times out of ten into the zero catagory) and exploits drunken men. Quick to pounce, this cock-hungry creature is anything but shy and will stop at nothing to get what she wants; penis.
To this day, it is believed that a wienersaurus hunts by detecting the motion of fleeing victems. To evade a wienersaurus, remain motionless and mute, and sneak away at the most opportune moment.
Dude, why'd you bring Lisa? She grabbed my junk on the dance floor, tried to kiss me while she was talking to me, and keeps trying to mount me whenever I sit down. She's such a wienersaurus!
Well, I figured Jonny'd FUUUUCK 'ER!

*whisper* Shhhh! Quiet; don't move! WIENERSAURUS! Maybe it won't see us and it'll go away!
by Drew Rosenhaus October 30, 2008
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wienery

An adjective to describe someone or something that possesses the qualities of a wiener. Also a fictional place where all wieners are made (much like a winery is where wine is made). Can also be used as an alternate name for a male whore house. Wienery is a seemingly innocent word that can refer to either a penis or a hot dog weeny.
"The tall thin man had moist red skin, therefore making him extremely wienery."
by Erica Robin January 10, 2006
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Wiener-Kid

Any person or group of peoples (in any lower age group than the speaker) who have a maturity level that is equal to, or less than an average turnip.
"Those damned Wiener-Kids! Always fighting about stupid shit!"

"The Wiener-Kids have all decided it's cool to wear their pants backwards..."

"I HATE WIENER-KIDS DAMMIT!"

"Arguing for arguments sake is such a Wiener-Kid thing to do."

"F*cking Wiener-Kids"
by Miss.Mazy March 25, 2009
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