Whooping Cough

When you cough like a mothalova.

"(cough cough cough)"

"Damn nigga, you got that ILL whooping cough."

by Hollaback1212 January 27, 2009

Whooping Spiders

Large tarantula like creatures that emerge from the chest of a young teen unfortunately ignorant enough to pick acne until it develops into a large scar (Whooping Nest). Are known to make loud whooping noises and ruin social events and gatherings. Though all the spiders may leave the nest the memory of them will haunt you FOREVER!

"Stop picking at that spot, it will turn into a whooping nest", "Whats that sound?" "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!" "JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ITS THE WHOOPING SPIDERS!!!"

by Beats Hatemaker January 21, 2011

whoofing

To Throw Up Whilst Recieving Big Hairy Man Cock!

Man: 'I Hope You Don't Whoof On Me'
Woman: 'Too Late, Im Whoofing Away'

by Mashy And Techy April 7, 2008

meat whooping

beat a babe in the face or on the ass with your cock as to punish her, or to do it just to excite yourself sexually, just like you always must. you can also call her names during the meat whooping like- you canned corn beyotch, you tinkler spanking taking monkey girl, you spanked fossil fuck, and cunny pee-pee tinky dink-dink smelly twat for me cunt bag beyotch pig girly. also, call her a skank after you shoot your hillaryclintonjuice on her or in one of her three meat package holes.

me so horney, me thinks i'm givin' my three piece squeeze box bitch a meat whooping just so's me can spray me hillaryclintonjuice on her titty nipples. right after i blow one straight up her arse. AArgh!

by jamesofcleveland December 29, 2008

Whooping Gas

A gas that is emitted during the point of sex when the male switches to anal. The gas makes the female more aroused and makes the male's testicles reproduce more sperm making a better climax.

Last night I smelled a crap ton of Whooping Gas.

by Gasss November 30, 2017

Gunnel Whomping

Standing on the aft gunnels of a canoe and bending the knees as if to jump, then straightening the legs repeatedly thus propelling the canoe forward.

Steve fell many times while trying to perfect his gunnel whomping skills.

by Imdora May 14, 2011

Nuclear whoopin

The result of you not getting your chores done and your mom getting home and catching you being quaytarded on fortnite

Damn he just got his ass a nuclear whoopin

by Milkius dudius October 18, 2018