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wenching

From the verb "to wench".

One of the most enjoyable pastimes of young men. The act of shamelessly flirting, charming and pursuing women (or "wenches" with the sole purpose of bedding them.

(wench: (1) an old word used for the young women that worked in taverns in the evenings and were often easily persuaded to work nights too.

(2)Young hussy/flirt.)
Drinking, Gambling and Wenching ...what more could a man wish to do.
by frenchwench December 8, 2009
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monkey in the wrench

a nuisance, something that ditracts from getting things done. This is a variation on "a monkeywrench in the works" which dates back to the industrial revolution. If a wrench were to fall into the gears of the large factory machine, it would make everything stop.

monkey in the wrench was first used in the movie Die Hard in 1988. In the film, the hero is a cop trapped in a highrise building full of terrorists. After killing several of them, he talks to their leader via a cb radio. When the villain asks who he is, he states,
"Just a fly in the ointment Hans, a monkey in the wrench, a pain in the ass."
by Bobby White June 30, 2008
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Wenchy

The act of having qualities similar to those of a cheap prostitute. Comes from the historical British Modern English use of the term in which a wench is defined by a generally promiscuous lower class woman usually associated with offering her "services" to pirates.
It's the dead of winter and that girl is standing on the corner with a mini skirt, heels and a see-through blosuse ... Wow, she's wenchy.
by Wenchtastic November 17, 2011
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saucy wench

a girl who talks back a lot, and has a sharp tongue.
damn she's a saucy wench
by horsemonkey August 16, 2003
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wench-wrench

When you squeeze a ho so hard she explodes.
I went to hug my girl, but I wench-wrenched her by accident; the funeral is tomorrow.
by Ace Flamingo April 23, 2009
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Threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks

This is when something is running smoothly like the gears in a clock,but then asshole has to but in with his/her two cents and fuck everything up. The worthless opinion of this tool is like taking a monkey wrench and jammin it all up in the gears of your otherwise smooth running machine.
Everything for the party was going just as planned, until that asshole got all drunk and threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks.
by TV CAR March 26, 2010
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terd wrench

the stick with the rubber plunger at the end used to force extra large peices of shit down the toilet. see also shit stick.
damn vern you pluged the toilet up again grab the terd wrench.
by josh April 30, 2003
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