zhao wei

A guy that has pimples on his face, and always skips school because he "breaks his arm" or for
Other bullshit reasons. Said to have clogged "Adam's Black Hole" causing Jasmon's "PENYET" inside of it to be clogged with shit. Jasmon is the one and only survivor of this accident,
And is living a life on earth, blaming ZHAO WEI for everything that goes wrong.

Me: WHO TOOK MY MILK?
Everyone else: ZHAO WEI!

by TheRealNiri June 18, 2014

Wei Jie

Wei Jie Is a small-eyed chinese man who will have very little chance of surviving in the human-world.This is because of his 3 inch dick that is very hard to suck.

Lol Wei Jie showed me his dick last night and I was hoping his dick was big but I thought wrong.

by Lil Dicky 369 February 16, 2019

kang wei

singaporean adjective referring to a man, especially a teenager, with poise and smarts. usually very attractive and smooth with girls.

philip: omg look at that guy flirting with ky!
jiajia: yea! he is so kang wei!

by sgboka1472 September 19, 2013

Hsiao-Wei

Based on a beautiful young woman of Taiwanese origin. To do a Hsiao-Wei is to make someone really happy without really doing anything.

Taylor: Man she really Hsiao-Wei'ed me. I love her so much. She is the only thing that matters to me and I would die without her.

by Wo ai ta June 10, 2007

Wei Wuxian

The hottest character to ever exist. I want to lick his anal canal and use a strap-on, on him. He has the juciest peck I would like to have a squeeze.

WEI WUXIAN IS VERY HOT

by PegWeiWuxian November 1, 2021

Yi Wei

A guy who gets stoned and pissed by playing counter-strike

i dont need drugs or alcohol i'm a yi wei

by Jeff Yung April 20, 2003

siew wei

a person with a passion for tamagochi monsters, usualy of the chicken breed but on exception may be dinosaur.
in her main time struts the school with fake nails fake eyelashes and make up.
in her spair time pushes fat wedged in americans down flume shape tubes.

''have you seen my chicken? my homework needs done.''

1. do u know that girl siew wei
2. no, i said hello but she put on some shades and told me no to talk to her

by siewweilover March 21, 2009