when the girl of your dreams tells you she is going overseas to visit a dying relative, but is actually going to get secretly married.
Hey dude, did you hear about Rob? His girl did the Bosnian Wedding on his ass and now he is locked up in the mental home!
by younggb May 5, 2011
Refers to the extremely hard cock a man has on his wedding night. Similar to the Blue Vein Throbber.
-Wow I left a bottle of water in the freezer last night and now its froze stiffer than a wedding cock.
Alternatively it could be used as-
"oooh- Baby these Viagras have me hard as a wedding cock!"
Alternatively it could be used as-
"oooh- Baby these Viagras have me hard as a wedding cock!"
by fatcat February 5, 2007
Start with a chair with a dildo attached. First male member of group sits on dildo. Then next sits on his dick, and so forth. A minimum of three tiers recommended. Women and men included. Strap-ons are also welcome.
by WisdomWizard March 14, 2017
When on facebook.com you make your relationship status married. You and the person your married to have agreed to a facebook wedding.
by Ttam Gollub September 30, 2006
by snowJT1 September 2, 2008
by Ghost3x7 April 20, 2009
A tampon that was thrown across the room in a fit of passion during one's wedding night only to be found a year (or more) later and mistaken for the decaying corpse of a mouse.
by kaielforawhile March 25, 2021