weak stream

A laughable attempt at a cumshot. Instead of a projectile motion, the seed dribbles down the shaft and nestles in the testicles. Usually accompanied by overzealous grunting and an unsatisfied sexual partner.

Dude: "AAAHHHHHHH! I'm about to blow! I...can...FEEL IT!"
Chick: "Ooh, I want it all over my face."
Dude: "Alright, on your knees, here it comes. Close your eyes, I don't want to accidentally shoot into your eye."
Chick: "Mhmm, yeah."
Dude: "GAAAAH!!"
Chick: "...mhm. Give...it to me."
*Chick opens eyes.*
Chick: "Weak stream."
Dude: "Don't leave. Please, I can do this. This has never happened before. I swear..."
Chick: "I'm not licking your nut off your balls. Get the hell out."
*Dude leaves his own apartment.*

by Comikal February 9, 2009

that's weak

generally unimpressive or how some people would put it, "sad"

Person 1: I got a B+ on my test.
Person 2: JUST a B+? That's weak.

by xLxIxNxDxSxAxYX February 25, 2008

shits weak

an expression used to say some is lame, wack, and or useless in everyday life.

eff you hoe, yo shits weak.

by monkeydude1 November 9, 2007

weakly bastenson

Some dude that has lost all his energy from waking and baking all the time.

A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."

by Chipping Woodlet III April 22, 2006

weak handed

Retarded ass mugfucka's. Word to confuse people.

L1-Do you know who is weak handed.

L2-Who?

L1-You.

L2-OK? (What does weak handed mean).

Ex 2.
Teacher-Why are you failing my class.

L1-Because.

Teacher-Because what?

L1-Cause your weak handed.

Teacher-Good reason. *Walks away confused*

by Woodlawn Feeder February 23, 2009

weak shit-talking

A weak attempt at trying to portray coolness by being funny at another person's expense; typically attempted by trustafarians; often accompanied by the douche chills.

When a member of a fantasy football league insults another participant by saying in a pre-season email, "I am surprised
he even knows what football is," the rest of the league responds, "Now that's some weak shit-talking."

by D-Chills July 9, 2009

Weak Faggot

1. Someone who always talks about lifting weights but only ever seems to lift trays of brownies into their mouths

2. A person who longs for their former "I used to be strong" days, now experiencing their "I'm a gay fuck" days

Man, Mike is such a weak faggot. When is he going to stop eating and start weightlifting again?

by Mersa7799 January 6, 2012