Warneur

Someone who warns others about the invasion of Spanish alpaca cottons.

Look, the warneur is coming! Beware the alpaca cottons!

by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006

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the wardynski

take a shit in a girls vagina, eat it out and then vomit on the shit pile. Procced to have sex with the girl and creampie her. File for divorce.

i gave that girl the wardynski, she died.

by shadowsmurf July 26, 2009

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The name in Germany originates from war without warning. Warner is one of the biggest toughest families in Germany of all times. Some say Hitler was the actual sperm doner to this family of 9 boys and we dare not mention the one girl it would be deadly! It's the the name you would use just to save your mother fucking ass.

Hitler- Did you try do save that baby girl from death?
Warner- ya, got a problem with that?
Hitler- Men kill the bastard!!!!!!
Warner- Fuck you Hitler do you know my last name you dumb fuck?
Hitler- Not Warner is it?
Warner yup...
Hitler- Hold up men! Do not touch this one let him go.
Men- Must be a mother fucken Warner...grrr

by Baby Dawn April 18, 2009

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56k Warning

A "56k Warning" is a nice way of telling someone they might stand a chance of a black hole opening up inside of their home if they use dialup and try to access a site bogged down with images or videos.

Basically if you're in that 16% of people who use dialup, you need to watch out for these.

DSL / Cable: HAHAHA! These videos have such a high comedic value. I'm going to post them.

Dialup: Hey! Videos with comedic values?! I want to see! *Clicks*

Dialup: Oh noes! I ignored the 56k warning CLEARLY posted!

*Black hole opens up and sucks out the persons living room*

DSL / Cable: lol?

by Da Milkman May 24, 2009

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Warning Shot

The fart that comes before a big turd.

Robert: Wow, somebody just shit their pants.

Chris: No that was just a WARNING SHOT!

by Mista Nathan January 12, 2012

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Kurt Warner

Kurt Warner is an NFL Quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals. He burst onto the scene out of nowhere in 1999 by throwing 41 touchdown passes and leading the St. Louis Rams to a victory over the Tennessee Titans in Super Bowl XXXIV. Kurt was named Super Bowl MVP as well as regular season MVP. Kurt was also named NFL MVP following the 2001 season in which he threw for 36 touchdown passes and again led the Rams to the Super Bowl. Warner also played a season for the New York Giants before coming Arizona. He currently is the NFL's most accurate passer in history with a 65.7 completion percentage. Kurt Warner is a Born-again Christian who is respected for his faith because his actions and character back up his beliefs.

A great quarterback but more importantly a better person. Kurt Warner is a class act.

by Perk25 July 24, 2008

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