1. (verb) To play excessively
uninteresting and self-indulgent guitar solos, usually live on stage, and usually to the
collective eye-roll of all in attendance except those who actually fall for wankery.
2. (noun) The offending
guitarist.
Music Lover 1: oh man this guitarist sucks! he's just
wanking up there. don't the other guys
in the band care that he totally fucking sucks?
Music Lover 2: no idea, man,
i have no idea how this gets on stage. what a frickin wank that guy is.