venice

Beach town between Marina del Rey and Santa Monica known for homelessness, teen runaways, drug dealers, hookers, junkies,gang members (most of whom nowadays are wanna bes), tourists and wealthy yuppies who are well in the process of completely taking over thanks to gentrification. The home of some great rock bands in the past like Jane's Addiction and the Doors as well as the shittiest band of all time Suicidal Tendencies

the real Venice died years ago, it's become a yuppie tourist trap

by Rattus cattus July 4, 2006

venice

abbreviation for very nice.

Guy 1: Woah, that girl is really hot.
Guy 2: I know, her ass is venice.

by killerdankmemestar August 3, 2016

Josh Vance

A musical artist famous for his EP Me and My Money Got Wasted At The Cinema. Despite his height, he has the second biggest dick in the world.

He is also a professional NFT screenshotter and he also tends to jump in the snow when being chased by NFT makers.

Girl 1: Hey have you heard Josh Vance’s new song?

Girl 2: Hell yeah that shit was fire

by sundialfty February 3, 2022

Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Similar to a tossed salad (The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup) but when the receiver needs to safety wipe.

She thought should would toss my salad, little did she know she was in for a tossed wet salad (Venice Cafe Salad) tonight.

by Yo yo you........ August 2, 2012

Vance

To accidentally excrete poo from one's anus into one's pants, generally due to copious amounts of alcohol consumption wherein all bowel control has been lost.

"Oh man... I got SO drunk the other night at this party, I Vanced everywhere... I had to remove my Vance pants and walk home in the nude".

"Hurry up in the bathroom dude!! I'm gonna Vance if you take any longer in there".

by TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR !!! March 25, 2013

venice

The Venice on Florida's gulf coast is an ultra quiet community where the large majority of people are retired. A great place to just relax, knowing that you can leave a bike on your front lawn seconds from the beach and not have it stolen. It's the stereotype of Florida.

Its has italianate architecture and there are indeed numerous canals in the subdivisions. There are galleries downtown, but they are hardly iconoclastic. Everything is clean and orderly, brought back to a messy reality if only by the couple of poor houses by I-75 and the fact that the 9/11 terrorists learned to fly planes here.

For a faster pace seek Sarasota.

"One day when I will be too old for spring break, I'll spend my 7 days of vacation in Venice. I want to retire there"

by A.J.R. October 26, 2006

Venice

A small town in southwest Florida that might as well be called the retirement capital. It actually is the sharks tooth capital of the United States! Many people come here during snowbird season for its beautiful beaches. The town has an italian feel because of its architecture, and is also filled with many italian families. Along with its beautiful Island, it's locally known for its sports. Venice has some of the best athletes in Florida. Venice High School has had more drafted players than any other high school in the county. Known for it's Friday night football, and State champion babeball and volleyball team. One of the most serious competitors in Florida.

College coaches: "Gonna head down to Venice soon to scout out some players, and get a tan while I'm at it."

by islandinthesunfl December 7, 2012