Boomer value

When a corporeal thing or asset holds no intrinsic or monetary value, but is considered highly valuable or priceless to the Boomer who possesses said thing or asset. See antique forest green colored furniture, grandfather clocks, and old dinning ware.

I saw on the Facebook Marketplace a 50 year old floral printed couch Boomer valued at $1,000.

by RieuxRising January 26, 2021

trash value

The level of appeal in doing something with no redeeming qualities, entirely characterized by trashiness.

Yeah, I just did it for the trash value.

by TidyMonster June 21, 2010

E-value

Short for entertainment value. This value is awarded to a guy/gal who has a crush on you and does amusing things to get your attention. The feelings aren't mutual, but that person IS entertaining.

Megan: Hey you know that nerd Flawson? He yelled "HEY MEGAN!" in the middle of a badminton game.

Moquisha: Hey, atleast he got some E-value!

by monishallure January 14, 2009

astronomical value

The value of someone or something on an astronomical level. It measures how much value one holds in the universe. The secret behind finding your astronomical value cannot be shared with nerds like you.

Lily: "Hey what's my astronomical value?"
Paula: -4
Graham: NERD!!!

by BROSKI_IN_DA_HOUSE April 11, 2022

boolean value

A human piece of garbage.

You are such a boolean value, Jonas!

by hotfuckboyperson May 27, 2018

Digital Value

The set of worth of digital assets or contents being placed upon by the user is digital value.

digital value is worth of digital assets

by s j tubrazy April 13, 2013

RITH value

n. the value of an Instant Message in the opinion of the recipient, scale usually runs from 0 through 10, numbers over 10 are arbitrarily assessed in the case of an uber-truth depending on the degree of that uber-truth; (RI)ghtness + tru(TH)

YOU: the more things change.....the more I want to kill someone
ME: rith...7
YOU: women hate me
Me: rith...62

by Datummonger May 1, 2006