vacation dick

A dick in which you only can have every now and then but hope is . Long as possible, much like an actual vacation.

Oh man, he sure has one vacation dick but now i have to go back to plain old boyfriend dick.

by Just_James June 15, 2016

vacation dick

An above averaged sized penis that someone receives once a year. A rare occasion leading to euphoric feeling.

That dude I hooked up with last night, holy shit. Vacation dick.

Sometimes I just need a vacation dick.

by vacationdickparty June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is too big for Daly sex, but is very pleasurable from time to time.

Few your dick is huge, that is what you call a vacation dick.

by Dickamos June 17, 2016

vacation dick

Not your significant other's dick. To be used while away from home, out of the country on vacation.
Hopefully you do not run into while at home.

"I was in Hawaii for a week and had some awesome vacation dick while I was there!"

by Sassymolassy617 June 2, 2016

vacation dick

A large dick that you couldn't have on a daily basis (unlike a boyfriend dick )

My vagina hurts, I had a vacation dick last night. I prefer a boyfriend dick!

by They are my balls June 7, 2016

vacation dick

A piece of meat of a size so large, you will be unable to walk.
Encounteres mostly in caribbean destinations, this dick will represent one of the many terrible desicions you will make on your vacation.

"Where were you last night tina?? And why are you sitting on a pillow??"
"Got me some vacation dick from Juan, the towel guy. I think my vagina is out of order"

by Summeriscomingeventually June 7, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is so large that the resulting aches make it so that it can only be enjoyed on occasion, as opposed to boyfriend dick, which can be enjoyed daily.

Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.

The aches from that vacation dick I had this weekend are still killing me. I can barely walk straight.

by GrumpyPlatypus June 6, 2016