utescoot 

Verb used to describe the action that a uterus takes to accomodate a large member by scooting backwards. The member in this situation is the "uterscooter."

She had to utescoot in order to have intercourse with the negro gentleman.

utescoot by Laurelbridge Dunkmothers August 28, 2008

golden uterus syndrome 

a condition in which a woman believes she is entitled to the wealth and lifestyle made by a man after she voluntarily choose to leave him.

During divorce court, my lawyer said my ex-wife is suffering from Golden Uterus Syndrome.

golden uterus syndrome by hobo_heckler April 8, 2017

uteruses before duderuses 

Like chicks before dicks but better.

There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses

uteruses before duderuses by Nostrils4dayz January 4, 2017

quivering uterus 

1) A medical condition experienced by quiverfull women after having between 6 and 18 children.

2) The preferred cause of death for every quiverfull woman after suffering relentless childbirth for a decade or longer.

3) Mother Nature's natural coping mechanism for women attempting to overpopulate the Earth.

I'm surprised Michelle Duggar's quivering uterus hasn't burst, yet.

quivering uterus by Statin the Truth August 17, 2009

Uterus 

the "oven" part of "there a bun in the oven." Where the fetus lives.

I can see your uterus.

Uterus by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Uterus 

1. The part of a female in which a fetus grows.
2. That organ that hurts like hell once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. Something men don't but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. Not the part into which the penis and/or balls are inserted. That's anatomically impossible, morons.

3. Oh, are you a man? Oh, you don't have a uterus? Well, here, watch as I rip off your balls and throw them down before a herd of stampeding cattle. Get it yet?

Uterus by Angry Girl June 28, 2006

utensil 

n.
the four utensil positions are the: spoon, fork, spork, and knife

They got really stoned and experimented with all the utensil positions the whole night.

utensil by floutas December 6, 2006