Urbdiction

A disease that originated from 1999 which progress over time and is most common from ages 10-30. The disease typically first occurs when someone had their first exposure to Urban Dictionary and progress over time to the point they became a complete mental retard.

The stages of urbdiction in order are:

1. Mild, 2. Moderate low, 3. Moderate high, 4. High, 5. Extreme, 6. Insane, 7. Retardation and 8. URBDICT!!

Some signs of urbdiction are:

1. Uncontrolled usage of urban dictionary for a creepy amount of times a day.
2. Creating new definitions nonstop even if they make no utter sense.
3. Killing someone for insulting Urban Dictionary for even the slightest bit.
4. Having a goal to meet Aaron Peckham one day and thinking that you are meant to be aka marriage.
5. Would sacrifice your life for Urban Dictionary,
6. Worshipping Urban Dictionary aka following urbdism.

Doctor: Hows everything?
Urbdict: Recently I've been so addicted to Urban Dictionary that I flunked college, but its ok.
Doctor: Umm, you have mild urbdiciton, beware.

3 years later

Doctor: Have you beat ur addiciton?
Urbdict: I broke up with my wife for the sake of Urban Dicitonary.
Doctor: OMG, you need professional help for moderate Urbdiction!

2 years later:

Doctor: Any progress?
Urbdict: Sorry to say but I killed a person who said Aaron Peckham is a nerd!!!
Doctor: I'M SERIOUS GET OFF YOUR URBDICTION RIGHT NOW OR IM GONNA BAN URBAN DICTIONARY, NVM I BANNED IT NOW!!
Urbdict: *suicides*
Doctor: *sighs* There is a new pandemic worse than corona named URBDICTION!

by lord of the words 446 December 12, 2020

UrbDic Pimp

A person who does not have the balls to have a Urban Dictionary account and instead pressures Urban Dictionary contributors to define it’s crazy ass words.

Dudette : What the fuck is he saying?
Dude: He’s just some UrbDic Pimp, don’t mind him.

by AlabamaBaby March 20, 2021

Undictoxicated

-To relieve a person from distress, the feeling of pain, past rejections, dissatisfaction, and sexual buildup.

- Simply need a break from sex or sex a addiction, excessive sleeping around, constant dissatisfaction or disappointment related to the sexual act.

-The way shawty was staring at me across the room seemed like she needed to be undictoxicated.

-Woman says to her friend " You need an undictoxication"

by Pure Drip King November 29, 2021

urricaine

Like a blumpkin but with urine instead.

I was at a rest stop bathroom urinal and this chick came in, dropped to hear knees and I gave her the ol urricaine, not to be confused with the golden shower as she consumes the urine rather than being showered with it.

by Frenchie Cannoli July 24, 2022

Urkicked Dictionary

urban dictionary but you're kicked...

Person 1: Why did you sign out?!
Person 2: I got Urkicked Dictionary

by Iampotato9749 September 11, 2023

Dermatography urticaria

It is a skin disease which known as 'skin writing disease'. This condition is cause by the weak cell membrane of the abundant amount of mast cell (can be recognize as white blood cell and have same function as basophil) in the skin. Mast cell contains histamines which responsible for the swelling of the skin. Only 4% of the world's population have this disease. But I prefer to call this disease as an 'allergic reaction to pressure.'

"Hey Mark! Why do you have scratches on your arm?"
"Well, I scratched my itchy arm like 5 minutes ago and it's swollen. It is called dermatography urticaria. But don't worry. It'll be gone."

by Asupajia_18 September 5, 2015

the Cosmic Udic

The uncanny connection between Urban Dictionary word of the day and something going on in your life or something you just heard about from several unrelated people, or something you've been trying to express but didnt have a word for.

Also the unseen powerful all knowing deity that controls that kind of thing in cyberspace.

" OMG I was just like talking to MBF about Sex In the City and shopping when she told me the word of the day was shoe whore!
I am so there!!"

OMG the Cosmic Udic!

by lynnyoga October 11, 2009