unicorn

a horse on drugs. come on they puke rainbows and fart glitter who says they're not on drugs?
i am here to ruin childhoods

"my mommy is a unicorn she smells sugar"

by wonderfins February 22, 2019

Unicorn

A virgin.

"I was a unicorn in high school. I didn't lose my horn until I met your father."

by Pear's Megzo January 11, 2014

Unicorn

A strange and rare girl, rather mystical. A virgin girl in High School

Ohh man, she's a Unicorn, no way can I try that

by Eddie10 July 20, 2010

unicorn

Tasty with A1 sauce, grilled over an open flame.

Mmmmm, this Unicorn is very tender.

by Moose September 23, 2003

Unicorn

A unicorn is somebody who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it.

"I'm a unicorn, or a bicorn." - Brittany S. Pierce

Kurt Hummel is a unicorn.

by klainevines September 28, 2011

unicorn

a mythical creature that is rarely found, see girlfriend

The chances of you finding a girlfriend is the same as you finding a unicorn

by inoesomestuff October 31, 2004

unicorn

the magical, mystical creature that is the female erection, or lady wood.

"Regina, your unicorn is showing". or.. (Tounge rolled up, mouth open) "Chelsea, put your unicorn in here." OR "Garrett Hedlund gives me a MAD unicorn!

by coricamram May 24, 2011