Underwater Hygienist

A fancy way of calling a stay at home mom giving her child a bath.

Fred - "Hey Sarah, sorry my wife can't talk on the phone right now. She's busy with her new job as a Underwater Hygienist."
Sarah - "I thought she was staying home raising the new baby?"
Fred - "She is. She's giving the baby a bath right now"
Sarah - " you're an ass, haha"

by Mr.Ection December 12, 2022

Undermineantinonnallyiltyer

When u add whatever the fuck to a word

Undermineantinonnallyiltyer Is a completely ducking useless word

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI June 4, 2023

Vagina underminer

A person who cockblocks a person with a vagina

I wanted to get with Nick so bad last night but Jennifer was being such a vagina underminer

by NocklasKongo March 6, 2021

Scratching the underside

To undertake action that is considered risky and taboo

A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".

by Bakelite October 2, 2012

The French Underside Childmaker

A sexual act in which a male picks a female up, shoves them into a ceiling fan, and proceeds to fuck them, wether if they are dead or not.

I just did The French Underside Childmaker to your mom!

by SirSnyder February 1, 2020

Undertime slopper

An undertime slopper is the act of smearing feces on one's own testicles and then using said feces to masturbate furiously.

I heard that some people enjoy undertime sloppers; I might have to try it one day.

by DaylightEnjoyer27 December 17, 2022

undercase

similar to lowercase but only when a letter should be uppercase, and its not

when a letter that should be uppercase but is instead written with lowercase

person 1: "i'm going to the masters today"

eng. teach: you mean, "I'm going to the Masters today?"

person 1: nope... all undercase

by dvbowk April 28, 2011