A man who is basically god and has sex with megan fox daily and bangs your mom on the side and is hot sexy and brave
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Get the Tyson mug.He reminds me of Jesus because of how many whamen worship him across america. When I think of Tyson, I see a sexy beast with a massive dong. Even though is white, his dick is as if it was black... even bigger!!! When he walks into a room the teachers clothes just slip of and the kids get really horny... Including the straight men. When he flips his hair the world trembles and people faint. He is also humble because he has no clue how great he is. He could buy Amazon and apple in one go because he has more money than the world. In the end, I love Tyson more than anyone else and you would too if you knew him.
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Get the Tyson mug.A beautiful girl usually tall who is quirky and weird in the best way. Usually is humble and follows her own flow. Doesn'ttry and judge other people and is a mediator in other people’s problems. She’s selfless and just wants to be loved. She is hilarious and the best person to talk to. She has the best inside jokes and once you meet her you will want to be around her all the time.
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Get the Tyson mug.An 18 year old rap phenom with the ability to twist words and make them sound like they are repeating over and over again. His 3 hits, "I Aint Gonna Lie", "Hold You Down", and "I'm A Ballplayer" are quickly soaring up the charts. He has...as he says repeatedly...an album coming out soon. No word on when that highly anticipated album drops though.
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