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Sniper-Typer 

n. One who closes one eye in an attempt to to use a computer, laptop or cell phone keyboard more efficiently while extremely intoxicated. ,
John: Ah shit! I am locked out of my computer!

Bill: What happend? Did someone try to guess your password last night when we were wasted?

John: I doubt it, I am a third generation sniper-typer.
Typing something, then erasing it, typing something, then erasing it and so on leaving the other person on MSN for example quite annoyed that they havnt had a response for the past 5 minutes.
I got that flustered when typing to him on msn i got a severe case of typerase.
Typerase by Indimoo July 6, 2008

typersation 

to communicate through email or IM. Having a conversation via typing.
I am having a typersation with my online friends
typersation by AKA_me April 8, 2010

Typerventilation 

When a self diagnosed "mentally ill" teen (usually between the ages of 13 and 16, can be older) starts typing in a spastic, mostly unreadable manner in response to getting intellectually opposed in any way. They say the typing is caused by shaking of their hands as a result of panic attacks, but is really just a way to gain the attention and/or pity of readers and the people in opposition of said person.
Tumblr User: Oh, look, allmymentaldisorders is have a melt down again.

Tumblr User 2: Yeah, they pull that shit every time someone tells them to stop self diagnosing.

Tumblr User 3: omg!!! they're having a panic attack, you ableists, just leave he/she/it/them/etc alone jfc they have depression anxiety bd ocd dd did and autism

Tumblr User: They're not having a panic attack, it's just typerventilation.
When you are tired but also hyper
I was falling asleep in class although I was very hyper, I was typered
Typered by Count P. November 1, 2017