Two Balls and a Bong

Simple, understandable, and uncomplicated.

Taken from SnapCube's Sonic Adventure 2 fandub where Dr. Eggman (Alfred Coleman) is describing his penis in relation to Shadow the Hedgehog's

"That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!"

by Umbreon Man May 13, 2020

Killing two tiktokers with one car

Basically, it's a synonym related to "killing two birds with one stone", it is signified with the thought of tiktokers dancing on the street being exposed to the dangers of the real world.

Why not kill two tiktokers with one car so I can save time.
Tommy is killing two tiktokers with one car by playing games while doing his homework.

by LondonEnglishSchool March 20, 2021

Step-Two

A Step-Two is a beer. Going camping? Set up the camp, step two have a beer. Working on the truck, open the hood and have a step-two.

John: “Tents are up, we’re ready for the night.”

Ron: “Well that means we need a step-two!”

by Rule34foreveryone March 25, 2021

i aint never seen two pretty best friends

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly

you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly

by anonymous October 31, 2020

get two birds stoned at once

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.

Exactly, get two birds stoned at once

by PhatPJ March 13, 2010

Two Shits

Over exaggeration of not caring.

I don't give two shits about you or your friends.

by Boykin July 15, 2006

Ten-Six-Two

She looks good from 10 yards, ok from 6, but up close she's a two

AKA 10-6-2

Good from far, but far from good... classic Ten-Six-Two

by Willy Wankerrr April 27, 2009