itch twitchy twat

When you fuck a long, hard, throbbing cock and your pussy and ass get stretched and the next morning you're twat is really sore

After getting fucked like an animal and having Mike cum all over my perfect ass, I immediately realized I wouldend up with an itch twitchy twat the next morning

by glamour gurl April 15, 2005

Twitchy Peter

When a man sticks his finger up a woman's ass and has his other finger in her vagina. He moves them both very fast, thus making a "twitchy" feeling.

"Man, that girl was so naughty she asked me to give her a Twitchy Peter."

by the unknown funny man March 22, 2009

Mitt the twit

Mitt the twit is a racist homophobic frat boy who wants to be president so he and his Mormon buddies can loot the US treasury. Mitt the twit says that if Dumbyass can loot the US treasury, why can't I?

Filthy Rich Vampires for Romney support "Mitt the twit."

by Jim Creamer August 20, 2012

Twitch Streamer

assholes that always wear soccer skins and can no scope you with a hunting rifle right off the bat.
The sweatiest players to ever play fortnite and build battle all the time.

Twitch TV by the way!!!!
hes a Twitch Streamer

by Succ_2o87_Times March 22, 2019

titz mcghee

1. An amazing woman with many wonderful qualities, all of which are overshadowed by her boobs.

"Wow, she's amazing. She's smart, she's funny, she's rich."
"Who cares?! Did you see that rack!! She's a total Titz McGhee!!"

by Tiffany "Titz McGhee" June 19, 2008

Dick Twitch

1. A muscle spasm in a mans penis 2. An insult to someone who is being a douche

1 Damn, sometimes I get these really bad dick twitches making my meat go left and right. 2 Shut the fuck up you stupid dick twitch.

by Maybegaymaybenot September 6, 2017

piss twitch

The shudder or shiver you have during or immediately after urination.

I just did a piss twitch...sprayed the wall and covered me leg!

by The brothers filth September 16, 2007