Twig and Joe

The perfect newsboy gay lovers <3
They share hats, dance, sing songs, and mouth the word “gay” to each other 27 times a day.

Twig and Joe:
“Twig????”
“Joe???”
“GAY!!!”

by Teethlobe August 18, 2022

november twig

A November twig is somebody that doesn’t like Christmas music playing in November, and thinks it should only be played slightly before Christmas.

‘Don’t you agree it’s too early for Christmas songs?’
‘No!!! You November twig!’

by hashbrownn November 25, 2018

twig-talk

When girls talk shite about boys.

“Damn, the girls twig-talk about me!”

by catrec October 17, 2017

skeeter twig

Is a small dick on a grown man, really small as the size of a Vienna sausage or smaller, also could be a stub.

1.Girls won't have sex with Chuck cause once they see his skeeter twig they get turned off and leave.

2.Ty's boyfriend has a skeeter twig, he told me that he might break up with him.

by JBOXED March 19, 2009

twig off

To masturbate by rubbing or penetrating the vagina. The female version of jerk off.

"Jane likes to twig off two or three times a day." "Last night, her boyfriend twigged her off in the car."

by megzany July 3, 2015

Twigs and Seeds

n. The unsmokable leftovers from screening marijuana before sale, or the stuff at the bottom of the bag after purchase.

Dude, take out the twigs and seed, it'll rip the zig zag.

by callinghome November 2, 2004

LiL Twig

A Soundcloud rapper who after his debut has yet to release another song. He has an audience and with the announcement of a new single labeled LiL Twig the God Killer. The much anticipated rap is hyped up but no one knows if it will live up to the hype. His exact Soundcloud name is LiL Twig Blu.

Have you heard LiL Twig Blu has a new song coming out its gonna be fire.

by The king of rap April 30, 2019