twig off

To masturbate by rubbing or penetrating the vagina. The female version of jerk off.

"Jane likes to twig off two or three times a day." "Last night, her boyfriend twigged her off in the car."

by megzany July 3, 2015

LiL Twig

A Soundcloud rapper who after his debut has yet to release another song. He has an audience and with the announcement of a new single labeled LiL Twig the God Killer. The much anticipated rap is hyped up but no one knows if it will live up to the hype. His exact Soundcloud name is LiL Twig Blu.

Have you heard LiL Twig Blu has a new song coming out its gonna be fire.

by The king of rap April 30, 2019

twig-talk

When girls talk shite about boys.

“Damn, the girls twig-talk about me!”

by catrec October 17, 2017

twig boi

A person, often male, who is overly skinny and is an absolute fuckboi

Hey Aiden stop being such a twig boi!

by Prisoner #2471 May 8, 2016

twig snapper

Someone attracted to rail-thin, androgynous people. Comes from the idea of having sex with someone so bony they could be snapped in half like a twig.

Girl 1: "He said my tits were too big!"
Girl 2: "No surprise there. Dude's a total twig snapper."

by 7sun October 6, 2011

november twig

A November twig is somebody that doesn’t like Christmas music playing in November, and thinks it should only be played slightly before Christmas.

‘Don’t you agree it’s too early for Christmas songs?’
‘No!!! You November twig!’

by hashbrownn November 25, 2018

Twigs and Seeds

n. The unsmokable leftovers from screening marijuana before sale, or the stuff at the bottom of the bag after purchase.

Dude, take out the twigs and seed, it'll rip the zig zag.

by callinghome November 2, 2004