twat

1. vagina, pussy, fuckhole, finger hut, fish taco, cockpit, or what ever you want to call it.
2. An offensive word to call someone.
3. The War Against Terrorism.

1. You have a very nice twat there!
2. Hey, twat, come here!
3. We have a twat running TWAT!!!

by UsualSuspectXXX October 31, 2007

twatted

being very drunk

ive got the worst hangover ever!, can't belove i got so twatted last night

by shail May 9, 2003

Twat

Noun. An individual who is incredibly immature and/or spoiled. Someone who is arragant and bashful when they lack skills to back up their claims. Typically small in size and bad tempered. Recognizable for his/her annoyance to others around them. May lack self control and social awareness of one's self. Mostly looked down upon by others but is occasionally kissed up to by some mislead people.

Friend 1: "Do you know that annoying little kid Joe?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah, he's such a twat."

by jcstripe May 13, 2014

TWAT

Furrys

Jim :“Oi your a twat”
Garry: “I’m not a furry I am a nonce though”

by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020

Twat

An twat is someone who belittles you because he can reach your level of intelligence

You a fucking twat

by Supportivejenny March 23, 2020

TWAT

another word for a pussy or vagina.

lick my twat now bitch

by bitch January 6, 2007

Twat

Verb. Past tense of tweet.

Synonym: tweeted

@realdonaldtrump twat some stupid shit this morning, just like he does every day.

by Arboreal Prosthesis November 4, 2017