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twitcher

When a fully grown man says he has a vagina and when you turn round he has forced ball n all through his legs just leaving his pubic region visible, we all laugh.
If he were then to turn round, open his legs and force his penis back in the opposite to natural direction (his genitals would now be upside down,balls on top) and repeat in quick succession. His manhood would be twitching and therefore making him a Twitcher.
" Go on Pie, do your twitcher you fat flatulent bastard"
by Jebusmoore November 27, 2007
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Twitcher

When you're a hardcore camper and never get out of the same place just so you can get kills.
Noob: OMG! You're such a camper!

Twitcher: Nahh, I'm a Twitcher.
by CodenameXavier July 15, 2011
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Twitcher

One who skillfully complains about a product or service via Twitter to solicit faster resolution from companies anxious to please connected consumers.
Did you hear about the Twitcher who convinced his mobile carrier to remove his overage penalties by tweeting negatively about his unjust bill to his friends?
by Txjayhawk May 18, 2011
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Thatchers Funeral

Slang for £10million or a large amount of GBP/Money.
Stoke have offered a Thatchers funeral for Grant Holt
by DareTheDev April 17, 2013
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Thatcher

The best friend you could have and is super sexy. Will complement you when ever
Yo thatch
(Thatcher) what sexy
by Chara-Dreemurr December 14, 2017
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Thatcher

I fucked a Thatcher last night, I’ve been wobbling like a penguin all day.
by FUUncleJesse December 10, 2018
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thonking thatcher

by T34main October 10, 2019
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