sports trainer

Glorified water boy.

Hey sports trainer, Can I get water?

by wordluver27 October 12, 2017

Turbo Trainer Service

A fictional service used to justify lack of participation in virtual cycling events.

Sorry I cant race tonight because my turbo trainer service.

by c0aster January 24, 2018

Underdog Trainer

One whose job is simply to awaken the talent that's already inside others.

I never could have made it this far if it weren't for me finding the Underdog Trainer. She guided me through every possible situation until I was capable of standing on my two feet.

by Underdog43 August 21, 2019

National trainer day

On February 20th, you will wear trainers to school or wherever you go.

‘They can’t put everyone is isolation or detention in national trainer day!’

by Hanna.hxxx December 10, 2019

Infamous Trainer

Future #1 poketuber makes amazing content and has good taste in fire types

Person 1:I subscribed to infamous trainer because he’s awesome

Person 2:I know let’s join his awesome discord and make friends with some of the members like the awesome sun studios

by Sun the awesome guy November 19, 2020

Tomb Tainer

A cruel person who tells a person to leave a person alone in a hurtful way, and inconsiderate for anyone's feelings. And someone who plays very unfair with someone, never believing anybody because of males, and disrespects others opinions, also a person who hates men. And someone who wants to get rid of males, an unfair gamer, an unfair remarking person, a Liar, a troll.

Person 1:Hey mike, i want to play tag with you :D
Person 2:Sure :)
Person 3:include me, *tags person 1*
Person 1:*glares at person 3* Don't touch me you ebola punk
Person 3:But i washed my hands...
Person 1:I don't believe punks like you.
Person 3:Why are you such a tomb tainer to certain people... :(

by Junko Ilkun April 1, 2022

Triple Trainer

An absolute insult you can ever receive.

A deceptive combination of, "We Think We Know", "Yo Momma Gay", and "You're gonna buy this shit anyways (You Fat Fuck)".

Often used by corporate zombie misanthropes who spread depression over intercoms for a living. Ten points if you are capable of explaining why you say the word after you say it, but chances are you got hit by a bus mid sentence, metaphorical or otherwise.

"Can Mr. Faulkner in the Bulbasaur T-Shirt walk down aisle 4 because we called you a triple trainer, please?"

"We know you're lucky for being a triple trainer cause all you did today was play video games and jack off." *INTERCOM STATIC*

by ForbiddenRamen May 27, 2023