TurtleNeckEmo

A visual representation of the phrase “Pick Me”

‘’Hey didn’t that chick get MeToo’d by that Tiktoker TurtleNeckEmo?”

“Nah bro it couldn’t have been him, he has his pronouns in his bio”

by MarcoPol0 August 12, 2021

turtleneck of death

what iPhone chargers start to get after a few weeks of heavy use

"Can I borrow your charger?" "Sure, just be careful, it had the turtleneck of death."

by Buckshank September 6, 2015

Swiss Turtleneck

The act of a man's head being placed between two sets of large breasts so that the breasts make a "turtleneck" over the man's neck

Brandon: "Dude, i just got the two Emily's to give me a Swiss Turtleneck!"

Blake: "Nice, dude!"

by Big Choctaw July 8, 2010

Turtlenecking

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

by Grego Antony Bater March 4, 2010

Sacramento Turtleneck

When a male takes a "turtlehead" poking out his bunghole and draws the collar of a turtleneck on his partner.

She was complaining of being cold all evenin, so eventually I just gave her my Sacramento Turtleneck>

by the straw that stirs the drink March 24, 2009

Turtleneck

Resembling a rectal prolapse, Turtleneck is another way to tell somebody that they're just a huge asshole. Not only is it humorous, but also an affective way to make someone aware of how much they fucked up.

"These turtlenecks think they're hot shit because they smoke all the marijuanas"

Robert has been a total turtleneck lately, fuck that guy.

by Dick Changler September 12, 2016

Turtleneck

Someone who portrays themselves as a business person but lacks the required skills or resources to be one. A ‘suit’ wannabe.

We tried to negotiate with him but it became clear after he couldn’t fulfill his end of the deal that he was just a turtleneck.

Man that dude is such a turtleneck he’d probably show up at a black tie gala wearing one.

by SlowAsMolasses March 5, 2019