turfed out

To be dismissed summarily. To be unwillingly removed from a place. To be dropped from a team etc.

He was turfed out of his job.

The landlord turfed him out of his flat because he did not pay the rent.

He was turfed out of the team after he played bad at the last game.

by Stephen Flaherty January 5, 2009

Turret Camper

A person who sits inside of a turret in Planetside (or another game) and TKs his teammates.

Wake is a gigantic douchebag because all he ever does is be a Turret Camper and wank it to Wendy's chili ads.

by Not Slot February 26, 2008

Reflexes Turrets

A disorder where the infected person is usually clumsy, yet has brief moments of superstar hand-eye coordination.

Regular person: "Dude, how'd you catch that apple? That was insane!"

Infected person: "Man, I don't know. I must have Reflexes Turrets or something."

by Strongbad1441 February 24, 2008

He turned himself into a pickle

Funniest shit I've ever seen.

Person LB: And... He turned himself into a pickle.
Funniest shit I've ever seen.

Person DrH: Wubba lubba dub dub!

by LittleRossana July 4, 2020

Happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

Super excited. Exuberant.

When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

by AprilsBoyToy September 22, 2011

Tured

(n); Tired of your shit.

I am tured.

by GoodBoySumo June 19, 2018

Bitch Turrets

When a woman can not control her mouth in relation to her emotions.

My wife developed Bitch Turrets when she found out I was banging her sister.

by The MobDeschool April 15, 2009