Tumblr

A discrete website for interesting yet random people, where you can express yourself without being judged. You can post whatever you like, whenever you like. Not everyone understands tumblr, so don't worry about idiots from school/work/anywhere to be joining.

Facebook person: I think I'll join tumblr.
Tumblr person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Alestar563 December 10, 2010

Tumblr

A blogging website that will "be back shortly."

I tried getting on Tumblr but they didn't feed the Tumbeasts again

by GoodMorningMyLove April 8, 2011

Tumblr

Where really high people at 2 am post stuff that boggles your mind. Tumblr is definitely not your type of thing to go to if you question your existence a lot.

Dude what if inside your nipples was another universe

Tumblr at 2 am

by TurtleCactus October 9, 2013

Tumblr

An alternate universe where teenage girls reblog pictures of attractive girls or cute couples and use the terms "forever alone" or "UNF" a lot. They then get so obsessed with how many followers that they have, and this leads to them sitting on their computer for hours on end and never hanging out with their friends.

Oh and watch out, Tumblr goes from puppies to porn in a matter of seconds. (or if you prefer kitties to titties, it's the same idea)

John: Hey Matt, where's Jenny? I haven't seen her in months!

Matt: She got a Tumblr.

by suhhspence.tumblr October 30, 2012

Tumblr

A secret place.

Chris: Hey lets go on Tumblr tonight.
Zooey: Forever alone.

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Tumblring.

What cool people do.

Im Tumblring. Right now.

by Yoooooooooooooooooooo. September 26, 2010

Tumblr

A place for egocentric attention-starved teenagers to compete for who's the most special, unique snowflake

Additionally features lots of blogs with 10-frame low quality porn gifs

"I'm a spirit lesbian transgendered woman"
"I'm a pansexual otherkin"
"I'm quad-gendered and self-diagnosied with schizophrenia"
"are you sure you're not just pretending to be 'unique and original' for attention on tumblr?" "STOP OPPRESSING ME"

by ratQuesada May 11, 2015