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trojan

An item in mariokart that protects you from red shells.
Im not worried about your red shell I just got a banana so now I have a trojan.
by mrfletch May 26, 2007
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Farting like a Trojan

When somone is farting very often. It is derrived from the fact that the smell must have become overpowering after being stuck in a city for ten years.
by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 28, 2010
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trojan helmet

A variation of the "Roman Helmet". The act of a man laying his testicles in someone else's eye sockets and laying his dick down the middle of the persons nose to their lips making it look like a Roman Helmet. The man wears a condom thus making it a "Trojan Helmet"
I want to be "protected" so I think I'll do the "Trojan Helmet" on Billy instead of the regular "Roman Helmet".
by SDJoker January 26, 2005
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raging trojan helmet

the putting of the nut sack onto the top of anothers head, letting the balls droop down to the nose. This makes it look like a trojan's helmet with the nose piece.
The girl was insulted when the man decided to give her a raging trojan helmet.
by Dan McKenna September 11, 2005
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Trojan

1) A popular condom that is often referred to.

2) Most of the people who put a "thumbs down" on this, means that the condom broke on them and/or they didn't put it on correctly that night and they either have a child now(on the way) and/or a nasty STD. which sucks.
1) guy1: Hey I'm about to go have sex
guy2: dude you should totally use trojan! they hardly ever slip unless you don't know how to put it on.

2) guy 1: Dude that condom broke and now my gf's pregnant with twins and i got a STD!
guy2: dude did you slip it all the way down the shaft of your penis?

guy 1: oh crap! no i just put it on half way cause it was a quickie.

guy 2: what a 'tard
by The condom Guru July 4, 2009
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Break the Trojan

1. To have rough, angry sex with a woman you find very attractive, but you hold back a little bit to ensure the integrity of the condom as insurance so you do not have to pay child support or spend any unnecessary time outside of the bedroom together.

2. To be brought unwillingly into a more serious phase of a relationship with a parter you would rather have as a causal sex buddy through any means.

To Break the Trojan would mean the girl would become impregnated and you would either have to marry her, or pay child support for 18 years.
Guy 1: Man Michelle is smokin hot, would you hit that?

Guy 2: Yeah I'd hit that, with a vengeance, but I wouldn't Break the Trojan.

Guy 1: Word, I hear shes an alcoholic anyways.
by Bigezay March 3, 2008
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trojan toaster

the process of throwing a condom in the microwave for a short period of time and then placing it over your penis
The trojan toaster is an inexpensive penis warmer.
by PJCS2 December 23, 2009
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