Transdoor (Translaser)

1. An advanced device used to transport people and objects through space and time
2. Such a device that makes use of translaser technology
3. The linking of one part of space and time to another (usually distant)
4. The branch of physics that uses the principles of translaser physics and theory based on the mathematical equations of Dr. Evert T. Pystrum (African American physicist--born in the year 2154)
5. The theory of translaser physics is:
C = (S * T) - (D / M) ^3
Key:
S = super-entities
T = Time
D = Dark Matter
M = Neutral Anti-matter

1. Transdoor physics states that there are super-subatomic entities
2. These super-subatomic entities orbit the electrons of atoms
3. Hyper-entities orbit some of the super-subatomic entities
4. The universe is composed of these super-subatomic entities--which in some cases crystalize like "ice" and other cases melt under certain conditions like "water"
5. All energy is made up of these super-subatomics--under certain conditions--these super entities can appear to behave in "particle" like manner--and on other cases--they appear to behave like "waves"
6. All transdoors are linked and once opened--can never be closed without closing all the other transdoor links
7. Transdoors exist in natural space and can be created artificially
8. Space and time do not exist between adjoining transdoors--only at the ends of each transdoor link
9. Different locations can be changed using a transdoor by switching from one channel to another
9. There are potentially infinite transdoor channels--and when a transdoor is opened--it can never be closed--but the channel can be switched when the transdoor link is artificial
10. Translaser physics rejects the theories of relativity--for the translaser theory of unity
11. All universes exist inside of other universes--the first law of translaser physics
12. There is only one unity--the second law of translaser physics

by Victor Darnell Hadnot August 29, 2004

transabled

When someone feels like an impostor in their own normally able body.

I identify as transabled, I just don't think legs are for me

by Corporal Coconut January 27, 2017

transparent hypocrisy

the intentional misrepresentation (or uncanny delusion) that you are supposedly being transparent

Transparent hypocrisy - like preaching temperance from a bar stool; C-SPAN (seen all those televised proceedings that were promised during the election campaigns?);

- like claiming to be a patriot while giving aid and comfort to the enemy (raising a question about whether the Supreme court decision might somehow eventually allow an imbalance in citizens rights while granting a non-citizen terrorist the full legal rights of a citizen)
- is like worrying about global warming, but not about your globetrotting airplane habit or mansion-sized electric bill

by op_position February 5, 2010

Transparenthood

(n.) The state, position, or relation of a horrible parent charading as a successful parent, regardless of the obvious truth.

Your kids are all well dressed criminals due to your transparenthood, you hypocritical idiot.

by Belthazarus March 15, 2010

Google Translate

Where everything gets screwed up and things like "I want to steal you heart" gets translated to "I want to rip out your heart"

just stop using google translate

by L0af-0f-Bread December 1, 2019

Google translate

Something that’s supposed to be used to translate text between languages but then screws everything up.

Person one: what’s google translate?
Person two: something that screws everything up?
Person one: so it’s like me?

by bored person on urban dictiona September 26, 2020

Transparent

When someone of white heritage participates in extreme white behaviour that they are no longer considered white but are transparent. This is because not all white people participate in extreme white behaviours (such as not seasoning their food) , those who do surpass the level to be considered white and now enter the stage of transparency.

Mum: "you alright babe"

Emma: "Mum i'm pregnant"

Mum: " who knocked you up then you saucy cow"

Emma : "Jim"

Mum : "aint that ya cousin"

Emma : "yeah i love him"

Mum : " aw tell me all about it i'll put the kettle on"

Emma: " yeah thats how it happened "

Mum: " omg i cant wait to tell me brother we are sharing a grandchild"

This is considered extreme white behaviour , those who participate in these activities and similar activities no longer fit the criteria of being a ordinary white individual, they are now transparent.

by i tell the truth believe me May 30, 2018