Touch some Grass

Something that Genshin Impact players never do

Person: go touch some grass
Genshin impact player: wtf is that

by A Québecois December 6, 2021

touch virginity

The blessing of having not touched the opposite gender romantically in your entire life. For example; hand holding, caressing, and god forbid sex.

Terms and Conditions.
1. Family members (up to cousins) do not count.
2. Homies do not count.
3. If one is involuntarily touched by another person and that person showed affection that constitutes as rape and therefore it does not count and you keep your touch virginity.
4. If you touch-rape someone you lose your touch virginity, but not the person you touched.
5. If you are sus (gay) if you touch the gender you are attracted to, you lose your touch virginity.
6. Having your touch virginity is the most honorable status known to man

Bob: Bro, I lost my touch virginity last night to a keymale!
Joe: Disgusting.

by TouchVirgin January 27, 2020

Fresh boom bap imma touch it

Song by a girl who plays mustafa from the Lion King and is married to one of the Jonas Sisters. Got a disease that wiped out Brazil and was rescued from the jungle and forced into music

You know that song, “Fresh Boom Bap Imma Touch It”

by Fillupduhrrr April 14, 2019

karma touchdown

while doing something reasonably good you get an immediate and awesomely great reward.

friend: hey, would you like one of my rolled tacos?

me: hell yes bro! let me grab one on the the side so i don't looked like a pig and get all the good stuff.

friend: go for it bro.

me:sorry bro i accidentally ended up with a loaded one from the middle...karma touchdown!!!

actual true story

by uncle bill July 11, 2011

toucherydoo

When an australian boy feels up a girl for hours without sexual intentions.

That toucherydoo last night was amazing, when will we do toucherydoo v2.0?

by coconut December 29, 2004

touch-screen syndrome

When someone has been using a tablet, ipad, and or any other sort of touch-screen, they get so used to using one and having a screen respond to their touch, they will go to any computer trying to touch it, and then usually spend a minute or two trying to find out why its "broken".

Guy#1: Dude, can i see your computer?
Guy#2: Yeah sure, just dont break it.
Guy#1: Hey, whats wrong with your screen? Did it break?
Guy#2: What are you going on about? its perfectly fine!
Guy#1: It won't respond to my touch! it must be broken.
Guy#2: Its not broken you helpless git, it isn't a touch- screen!
Guy#1: Oh! That explains it....
Guy#2: Dude! You must have touch-screen syndrome!

by 3Quantum3 February 2, 2012

Touch-Off

To relieve ones self by self fullfillment.

I told him I could not chat any longer from his talks and I was going to get in bed and touch-off.

by wtf-honey February 13, 2015