Thompson

A god-like being of enourmous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intellegence. Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing; Steven Hawking like intellegence and MacGyver-like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon. Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in thier blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:
1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.
2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.
3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.

Wholly shit Jesus Thompson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!

Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.
Extremely Hot Blonde: Zak Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!
Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson

by GumbyThomp April 13, 2010

Toombs/T-rod

The biggest hardass in the universe as we know it.

"That Brian Earl Spilner is a hardass," the Captain proclaimed. "Yeah, but did Brian Earl Spilner lick broken glass up off T-ram's floor, and eat an entire wheel of cheese after dominating the gallon challenge?" Chuck replied. "Well, no." Captain said. "Plus he can turn a 4/4/4 double play, get 98's on diff eq. exams when Sean gets 75's, AND get hired in the blocker labs!" Chuck added. The Captain concluded, "You're so right, Toombs really is a total hardass."

by Sean April 14, 2005

thompson (aka tommy gun)

Thompson .45 calibre Sub-machine gun.30 or 50 rounds in a magazine. Mostly used in the 30's to da 50's.
Used by gangstas in the US in 30's
Used by the army during world war 2
Used by various countries in the 50's
Also known as Tommy-gun
*many people were stupid enuf to say that the Thompson Sub machine gun belongs to the machine gun category they are 100% pure dumbasses*

Al Capone used da thompson and gunned down some policemen for fun.

by G.A.N.G.S.T.A.S. March 10, 2005

Charles Thompson

the epitome of a pussy

"Let's go drink on Friday."
"No"
"Dude don't go and be a Charles Thompson"

by CTSIENDS December 27, 2007

toomuchness

Having an overly large amount of something; too much.

Person 1: Dude look at all the work I have to do!
Person 2: TOOMUCHNESS.

by Fun to say, isn't it? February 24, 2009

jake thompson

a random pedophile lurking in the woods raping children with a floppy dildo.

wow what a jake thompson

by a random pedophile called jare October 29, 2014

toolpusher

The head of the drilling crew on an oil or gas rig. What began as a joke name for the man in charge of the equipment is now an official term for the leadership position.

That old toolpusher has been riding my ass all day about painting those stairs.

by Ian May 4, 2004