Tomeu is the best person you can meet, he is as handsome as he is intelligent, having him by your side will always be comforting, you can trust him and go with any problem he will always be there to support you, any human would want to be like him.
by Tomsu November 22, 2021
Get the tomeu mug.A Tomeu is basically a Catalan penis (also know as "butifarra"). Every one needs a Tomeu in their life.
I met a Tomeu in a time of need and he was a massive help - he switched underwear with me after I shit my pants once.
He used to live in a hotel room.
I met a Tomeu in a time of need and he was a massive help - he switched underwear with me after I shit my pants once.
He used to live in a hotel room.
by Tomeu November 22, 2021
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Get the Tomaurie mug.A large sheet of the most premium fabric sourced by the one and only Tomasz. Can be used as a mousepad, fleshlight or toilet paper. Acquiring one of these exclusive products takes enormous amounts of dicksucking and simping over discord. No living being except Tomasz has seen a tomausz pad in real life.
Fluffy: Can i get a tomausz pad?
TM: no, i have 3 testers (he's essentially saying 'go fuck yourself')
TM: no, i have 3 testers (he's essentially saying 'go fuck yourself')
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Get the Tomausz Pad mug.The Tomcus Flapiticus, part of the Grummaniosadae family, is an avian mammal distinguished by its behavior during mating. During mating, the male flaps its wings to attract females. It is also the largest of the species. Reaching 14 ft in diameter.
The Tomcus Flapiticus is truly incredible
by Seriusli June 5, 2023
Get the Tomcus Flapiticus mug.A TomJuicy is a one of a kind type of Tom. This isn’t the type of Tom that dominated football for 20 years or the type that chases a little mouse around. Now known for his World Class thighs, however TomJuicy became mainstream due to his love for the hub and day care centers.
Look at that TomJuicy over there, his thighs are immaculate. But shit I wouldn’t let my kid near a TomJuicy, ain’t no way my kid who’s in kindergarten is gonna be in the Guinness Book of World Records for the youngest person to get an STD.
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