by Shimvin January 11, 2021
A TomJuicy is a one of a kind type of Tom. This isn’t the type of Tom that dominated football for 20 years or the type that chases a little mouse around. Now known for his World Class thighs, however TomJuicy became mainstream due to his love for the hub and day care centers.
Look at that TomJuicy over there, his thighs are immaculate. But shit I wouldn’t let my kid near a TomJuicy, ain’t no way my kid who’s in kindergarten is gonna be in the Guinness Book of World Records for the youngest person to get an STD.
by Shimvin September 22, 2023