When you shove pixie dust up your asshole and then squat and fart it into someone’s face, (preferably the eyeball) making the pixie dust tinkle all over.
by JTink March 4, 2023
Get the Tinker Bellmug. Someone who knows everything and has done everything. A literal god amongst men. Anything that has been done in the history of the universe, has been done already and more efficiently by Tinker Talbot.
Person 1: "the other day i went out and scored 27 points in a basketball ga-"
Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022
Get the Tinker Talbotmug. by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022
Get the tinker-twatmug. by EkinSiuuuu July 14, 2022
Get the Molly Tinkermug. by Kids philanthropy June 11, 2019
Get the Tinkermug. When you get old and tinker with stuff while moseying about. Said like it's early 1900's New York street gangs. Like 'Fiddlin' Ben' but old and slowly doing nothing of the utmost importance.
I just know I'll be a tinkering mosey when I'm old, it's literally all I've ever wanted to do. Tinker with stuff moseying about; no deadlines... Then maybe, I'll finally be able to kill time, once and for all.
by REALDEALShaquilleONeal October 21, 2022
Get the Tinkering Moseymug. Jump WOLFE bones and FUCK HER OUT OF ORBIT as JUST YELL BITCH , " TINKER TINDLE BUMBLE WOLFE" but the only problem is you forgot SHE IS THE ONE that started that FAB to (CUT OFF PENIS'ES with BALLS IN PLACE around the world as she was kind ENOUGH to you as thank me for leaving you with "YOUR COARSE AND COURAGE" and she yells after as "YOU ARE SCREAMING" , "YOU ARE SUCH A PUSSY FAGG0T'S ASSH0LE.!!!!"
by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 17, 2022
Get the TINKER TINDLE BUMBLE WOLFEmug.