timeology

the act/studying of spending time doing what you want but not accomplishing anything but also not wasting it either

person1: hey what did you do today?

person2: today dave and i went to home depot, walmart, and sportsmans warehouse.

person1: did you buy anything?

person2: nah, we just field studied timeology. did everything we wanted to do but didn't really accomplish anything.

by Mike Fry February 24, 2008

Timo jileec

Literally means, “soft/smooth hair;” Refers to individuals with this characteristic.

Abdi: “Where did the guy, who was just here, go?”
Laila: “What guy?”
Abdi: “The Timo Jileec.”

by SomaliDictionary April 3, 2019

Timbo Honey Bear

Timbo Honey Bears are typically very strong. They enjoy, passing out on the couch frequently while playing xbox, large posters of Frodo Baggins, chinese bricklayers and teabagging. Known to have very complete Halo collections and blogs. They typically shave very infrequently. Lacks the ability to multi-task effectively. Also known to have a deafening laugh. They tend to hide chips-ahoy cookies.

guy 1: where are the cookies?
guy 2: I timbo honey beared them, good luck finding them.

by Master Cheif Starcarfter July 28, 2010

Timlogical

A term frequently used in the Gay community of San Francisco.
It describes when someone says something that is completely illogical but they attempt to justify it.

Origin: Television evangelist Tim Byrnes (80's) was adamant in his belief that the murder of gays was acceptable by biblical standards, and should be carried out by members of the church.

Person 1: Did you hear how Nibert banged some guys, but still claimed to be straight?

Person 2: That's fucking timlogical!

by HiddenLogik December 11, 2008

Timo Chonker

Timo is the most Chonkerist chonker in the world since he's so fat and chunky monkey poops cuz he's so chonker he's the most chonker in the world he can blast the whole world since he's so chonker cuz he's a timo chonker he likes calling people chonker because he is a chonker chonker chonker big fat chonker looking like a timo chonker so he's so chonker that he should go and chonker cuz he's the most chonkerest chunky monkie chunkerchonkeruiresrutreiuewschonker in the whole entire world since he's a timo chonker chonker chonker timo is so fucking chonker cuz he's chonker.

timo why u so damn chonker youChonkerist chonker in the world since he's so fat and chunky monkey poops cuz he's so chonker he's the most chonker in the world he can blast the whole world since he's so chonker cuz he's a timo chonker he likes calling people chonker because he is a chonker chonker chonker big fat chonker looking like a timo chonker so he's so chonker that he should go and chonker cuz he's the most chonkerest chunky monkie chunkerchonkeruiresrutreiuewschonker in the whole entire world since he's a timo chonker chonker chonker timo is so fucking chonker cuz he's chonker.

by Timos chonker cuz he ate dora January 13, 2021

Timoshenko

Weird looking woman who is Ukrainian prime minister. Wears that strange braid which makes her look like an idiot.

Did you see Timoshenko on the TV last night? Dude, her braid is just stupid!!!

by Poleno September 19, 2006

Timothean

A follower of Timothy. In the Bible, Paul wrote letters to Timothy as if Timothy would be alive on earth in the later days. Pseudopigrapha, prewritten Christian and Jewish text, suggest Timothy is the 13th apostle of Jesus Christ that would judge the world, and teach the true Gospel of Christ in the later days. This is why the 13 is considered a unlucky number. It would mean the end of many religious leaders and teachers. It simply means someone who believes Timothy and his teachings.

In 1985 Timothy Allen Campbell saw Jesus Christ in the flesh and wrote, "The Gospel of Timothy". He started the Timothean Religion which can be found on the Internet as a religion of fiction. However, the religion is not fiction to Timothy or his followers. The last person on earth who claims to have seen Jesus, is Joseph Smith who started the Mormon religion.

by GoTimothy August 13, 2011