Unfinished Tales

The lost lore of Middle-Earth, with notes and an introduction by Christopher Tolkien.

The Unfinished Tales are essential in the collection of Tolkien literature.

by Larstait November 20, 2003

Tales of Vesperia

The first HD Tales game, initially released as a 360 "exclusive" but of course Namco releases a better, updated version with a bunch of new shit for the PS3 a year later.

An awesome fucking game. Easily better than the good-but-still-overrated Tales of Symphonia, though maybe not better than the awesome-but-unfortunately-underrated Tales of the Abyss.

An anime movie is being released in Japan late-2009/early-2010, by the studio Production IG, who also do all the anime cutscenes for Tales series games. It will be a prequel, featuring the life of protagonist Yuri Lowell before the events of Tales of Vesperia.

A game that singlehandedly sold out Xbox 360s.... in Japan.

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Also, Yuri Lowell is the best fucking Tales protagonist EVAR. Finally, a main character who isn't a whiny little bitch and who radiates badassedness.

ALSO, Rita Mordio wins the award for favorite Tales tsundere mage.

*ALSO*, Tales of Vesperia, since I can't submit this definition otherwise.

Also, cocks.

by TalesWinnar July 15, 2009

tile-faced

to be passed out on the bathroom floor.

Bruce Lee: Look at this tile-faced motherfucker.
Jose Contreras: (muffled) Shut the fuck up

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

Talese

Talese is beautiful and a smart girl with a great personality. Her personality is contagious. She is as rare as her name. She has had a hard life but still shines through it all like a diamond in the rough. She loves long walks on the beach. She loves bagels with extra cream cheese, make sure it’s toasted because she like it really hot. She has long dark hair and it’s usually braided. Her hidden talent is braiding everything in sight.

Paul- Hey, who is that new girl in the Business Office?!

Krystal- Oh, that’s a Talese. We have never had anyone like her before. She is rare.

by Stanti June 27, 2019

Big Tides

The large breasts of a fine woman, a stacked chick, big boobs

Yo, check out da big tides on that waitress.

by Mt. Pleasant January 20, 2010

Tales of Eternia

Tales of Eternia is a videogame made by Namco. It is a RPG game, a good one. You can play it if you have a Play Station or a Play Station Portable, also known as a PSP.

Boy: What are you doing?
Geek: I'm playing Tales of Eternia.
Boy: Is that good?
Geek: It is better than your mother last night.

by Maniac_88 April 17, 2006

Bow ties

The mark of an amazing man. He is brilliant, casual, calm under matters of life and death when most people are yelling at him for answers. These bow-ties increase the intellect and appearance of anyone who wears them 1000-fold. The wearer instantly becomes recognized in the current environment as a man of distinction.

Usually worn by these people: secret agent(s) and the current Doctor Who the 11th Doctor.

As well as Bill Nye and some classy scientists and professor(s) who can actually teach and not just ramble on. That's all.

That man has a few bowties? Nay, he has a collection! Wait, is he a doctor? Perhaps. But it is known:

If you wear bow ties, you are therefore; indubitably cool.

Example:

"Bow ties are cool!" -The 11th Doctor Matt Smith

"James Bond wears a bow tie. That is why he's awesome. Not because he's a fictional character super-spy created by Ian Fleming in 1953 with the novel Casino Royale currently being played by Daniel Craig." -a lesser known definition

Thank you BBC UK and America. You're forever pretty awesome.

-An American Fan

by SuperFanFictionalAccount1963 August 23, 2011