teledaddy

Male parental units who think raising children can be done via long distance phone calls.

*From an actual email from Homeboy's 2nd baby mama to his current chick (3rd baby mama):

Homeboy has exactly 48-hours to tell my son the truth about his Harry Houdini disappearing act. Homeboy's son is an intelligent young man and I will not stand for ANYONE lying to him, especially his father. A "vacation" does not entail getting a job and a place.

He's lucky he was too lazy to put his name on Homeboy's son's birth certificate in ALL of the EIGHT years he's been alive. He's also lucky that I can handle everything on my own and I don't need a single red cent from him. As far as I am concerned, he is dead to me.

But you will come to know that all little boys need their fathers and as much as I want the truth to be known, I've have yet to speak ill of Homeboy in front of my boy. I'm sure if you were me, you'd feel the same way.

48-hours. It is 3 p.m., November 11.

And tell Homeboy I'm so glad he made a monumental effort to spend quality time with his son before he left. You can also tell him Homeboy's son is on the A honor roll, studies profusely for up to four hours a day without being told and quotes Oscar Wilde. If he even cares to know.

I'd rather my son not have a father than have a "teledaddy" that leaves him depressed. And I mean depressed - not sad with tears. Homeboy's son far too insightful for any BS.

by J671 November 11, 2009

Tied to the quay

When you need to go somewhere by foot, But you fear the impending doom of facaes so you are somewhat nervous about setting off on your journey as mud may strike mid way

"I cant be arsed to drive up town for a pint, Lets walk"
"Sorry, But after lunchtimes boiled egg madras im afraid im tied to the quay"

by Serial Blanker December 10, 2012

Tired High

When you're tired to a point where your brain functions worse, and you act as if you're high.

I stayed up all nightblast night, and now I'm Tired High

by Pokémaniac7 September 26, 2019

Tilkedrome

High class modern motorsport circuit usually designed by racetrack designer Hermann Tilke or his company. All of these circuits share certain characteristics (long straights, hard hairpin-like braking zones, esses and expansive tarmac runoff, sometimes painted over). They are often deemed 'unoriginal' or 'dull', due to similar corner combinations and high emphasis on safety and spectator experience.

"Why there are so many boring Tilkedromes on the F1 calendar! They are taking space from actually good circuits like Sepang."
"But... But Sepang is a Tilkedrome as well."

by EiEfKei April 5, 2022

Chubby tired

When you get lazy & tired as a result of eating too much food

Jordan: "Hey man you wanna porn out later?"
Mitchel: "Nah man I'm feeling kinda chubby tired"

by Hildreed September 5, 2013

pig tired

Is when you are so tired that you can't even stay awake, so you put on a pig mask and continue to play gta 5 online.

So pig I can't even tired. Basically pig tired.

by Piggyback June 21, 2014

Pussy tied

When you try to break up with a girl but the pussy just ties you in.

Yo man, Brian just tried to break up with his girl but he is pussy tied and just ended up fucking her

by geoisdahood October 1, 2016